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Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

1. There was a roommate who was known as an " inventor " who invented a " farts prevention artifact." He said that after farting, he could transfer the smell of fart to someone else by shouting," What's burnt?" He tried it but it didn't work. He was almost chased out of the house by his mother. 2. Her mother was an " artist " in the culinary world. She was obsessed with cooking and followed the tutorial. The person who encouraged the mother bravely went to pick up the crab, but the crab caught the chopsticks. 3. When she was on a blind date, she talked about her childhood with her partner. She said that her poor father used to ride an electric bike to pick her up. Now that her life was better, her father gave her an electric bike and bought her another one. The girl's face darkened when she heard that. 4. The air stewardess introduced by the neighbor's auntie had asked for her income and property as soon as she met. She was asked," Why don't you go to heaven?" The girl elegantly replied that she was off today. 5. Her best friend usually took selfies. One day, she was reading a book and said that in order to avoid aesthetic fatigue, she wanted to be an "Internet celebrity" with a cultural background. 6. Seeing a couple quarreling, the boy laughed and the girl cried in her arms. In the end, she was slapped by her girlfriend. 7. She watched a horror movie with her cousin and scared him into thinking that the female ghost would crawl out. He said," You're already married. Of course you'll give it to me." 8. His wife acted coquettishly and asked for a princess hug. After she was carried, she said that it felt like she was carrying a bucket of pure water. 9. When she applied for the job, she said she had eight years of sales experience and CET-9 English. When she introduced herself, she said," Hello, boss, my name is Little Junjun. Where could he dig the potatoes? He dug in the potato field, and each time he dug, he would get a sack. i'm fine thank you。”In the end, he was hired. 10. His friend was slow to pay for the bill, so he said that he would pay for it himself. 11. At night, when she saw the delivery boy delivering food, she felt that she had a reason to eat when others were still eating so late at night. 12. When the husband came home from a business trip, he heard the commotion and saw his wife running to the bathroom. He thought that something was wrong and pushed the person he saw from the window down. In the end, it was the air conditioner repair man. 13. Xiao Li was in the gym. The treadmill was turned to the maximum, but she still walked slowly after she got on it. 14. His throat was inflamed and he couldn't speak. The leader asked him to make up the numbers to participate in the chorus competition. After he was cured, he was blamed by the leader for losing the competition. 15. When he was young, he had the habit of turning his head suddenly when walking at night. Ten years later, he became a tango dance teacher.

They make us laugh! Simple as that. The humor in them just hits the right spot and lightens the mood.

The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

The funny joke was as follows: One day, a boy said to his father,"Dad, I want to write a science fiction novel." His father replied,"Okay, take your time." A few hours later, the boy's father returned home to find the boy writing a novel about time travel. "What's the use of writing all this?" he asked. The boy replied,"Dad, I'm trying to connect the time travel plot in the novel with reality so that readers can better understand our time travel in the real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write something unreal in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote a novel about magic. "What's the use of writing these things?" asked the father. The boy replied,"I'm trying to connect the magic in the novel with the magic in reality so that readers can better understand the magic in our real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write some unreal magic in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote a plot about a time-travel novel. "What's the use of writing these things?" asked the father. The boy replied,"I'm trying to connect the time-travel plot in the novel with the time-travel in reality so that readers can better understand our time-travel in the real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write something unrealistic in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote about the plot of a fantasy novel.

Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.

There are many funny jokes. Here are some examples: Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't pandas be policemen? Because they didn't have panda heads! Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always frightened by the "bears" on the Internet. Why can't monkeys sing? Because they always sang the song backwards.

Of course, here are a few funny jokes: Why are good people always lonely while bad people often meet? Because they liked to torture each other. What kind of fish likes to sing the most? The answer is lip fish because they have lips. Why do lions always rob food and bears don't? Because they were too lazy. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. What kind of plane likes to "disappear" the most? The answer was helicopters because they could disappear in the air.

As a fan of online literature, I have accumulated a lot of knowledge about online literature and humorous jokes. Here are some examples: If you can't give your woman a wedding dress, then don't stop your hands from unbuttoning her clothes! - "Why the Silent Flute" I didn't know that I would marry anyone but you, but now I realize that you're marrying that tree! - Biography of Chu Qiao No woman wants to talk about history with me unless I want to prove that I'm ignorant! - Battle Through the Heavens I planted a sunflower, hoping it would grow a sun! - "Thousand Bones of Flowers" Woman, you are so easily deceived because men know you too well! - Ode to Joy I didn't know I would marry anyone but you, but now I realize you're marrying that taxi! - "Why the Silent Flute" If a man can't give you a sense of security, then he will definitely make you feel that he can conquer the world! - Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom Don't always be your whole world, your man is your most important person! - Ode to Joy I hope these jokes can give you some sense of humor and a relaxed mood!