Make some funny jokes

2024-09-12 06:06

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2024-09-12 07:23

Of course, here are a few funny jokes: Why are good people always lonely while bad people often meet? Because they liked to torture each other. What kind of fish likes to sing the most? The answer is lip fish because they have lips. Why do lions always rob food and bears don't? Because they were too lazy. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. What kind of plane likes to "disappear" the most? The answer was helicopters because they could disappear in the air.

Can you recommend some funny jokes that will make me cry?

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2024-09-22 12:35

If you want to change your mood in a short period of time, I, a dog-headed man, can recommend a book to you. Its name is "Traversing the Wilderness: Abduct a Barbarian as a Husband." Not only was the plot of this book tight and the suspense attractive, but most importantly, there were countless funny plots that could make you laugh until you couldn't stop! Especially this wild husband. His autistic nature and the way he resisted reality were too funny. I hope I can bring you happiness and laughter. Muah ~

Collecting jokes and funny jokes?

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2024-09-17 01:22

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Funny gay jokes story: Share some funny gay - related jokes or stories.

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2024-10-29 19:07

Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.

Can you recommend some funny jokes that make people laugh? Thank you!

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2024-09-15 05:23

If you like fantasy novels, you can read the book "I'm Really Not Afraid of Death". The author has a lot of humorous jokes in the book that make people laugh out loud. If you prefer modern love stories, you can watch "Mr. He is showing off his affection again." The interaction between the male and female leads is very funny, and people can't help but laugh out loud. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗

Funny it jokes and stories

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2024-11-03 09:46

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

20 points for funny jokes

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2024-09-19 22:55

Alright, here's a funny joke: One day, a snail wanted to go to the movies, but he couldn't climb a tree, so he decided to go to a nearby pond to watch a movie. When the snail reached the pond, it saw a huge movie screen. It began to crawl slowly toward the screen but soon stopped. It began to think,"Where should I start climbing?" At this time, a frog walked by and saw the snail's question, so it said,"You don't have to crawl. You can jump directly to the screen!" The snail nodded and jumped onto the screen. However, when it looked up at the movie, it realized that there was no movie on the screen! It was very surprised and asked,"Why isn't the movie on the screen?" When the frog heard this question, it immediately replied,"Because the movie screen is a two-dimensional plane with no thickness, so the movie is not inside!" The snail thought for a moment and then said,"Oh, I know. I should crawl under it!" At this moment the frog came over again and said,"No, you should climb over it!" "I'm sorry," he said.

Are there any funny jokes?

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2024-09-12 20:15

The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."

Tell me some really good funny jokes, riddles from 'funny jokes riddles and stories'

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2024-10-28 06:30

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.

Share some funny Christmas jokes stories.

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2024-11-10 01:19

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'

Share some funny clean jokes and stories

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2024-11-08 05:25

A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.