Share some funny drunk family stories.
My dad came home drunk one night. He tried to put his keys in the fridge instead of the door. When my mom asked him what he was doing, he said he was 'locking up the cold'. We still laugh about it. He was so confused but it was hilarious in a way.
At a family wedding, my cousin got drunk and decided to dance like a chicken. He flapped his arms and made clucking noises. Everyone was watching him and laughing so hard. It was a moment that none of us will ever forget. He was completely uninhibited and just having a great time.
Can you share some funny drunk stories that are family - friendly?
At a party, a drunk man thought the potted plant was a person and started having a very one - sided conversation with it. He was offering it drinks and asking about its day. It was hilarious to watch his confusion when he finally realized it was just a plant.
Share some funny drunk college stories.
Once, my friend got drunk at a college party. He thought he was a famous singer and started singing really loudly on a table. Everyone was laughing so hard. He even tried to do some wild dance moves and almost fell off the table.
Share some funny crazy drunk stories.
Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He started believing he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and was singing at the top of his lungs, completely off - key. Everyone was laughing so hard.
Share some funny drunk texting stories.
One time my friend got really drunk and texted his boss thinking it was his friend. He sent a bunch of emojis and then a message saying 'Let's party like rockstars tonight!'. In the morning, he was so embarrassed when he realized what he'd done.
Share drunk wife stories. What are some funny drunk wife stories?
I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.
Share some funny drunk night out stories.
Well, one time my friends and I were drunk and decided to have a race in the park. We were running like crazy, tripping over benches and scaring the ducks. It was hilarious. Another time, a drunk friend tried to do a magic trick but ended up dropping all the cards on the floor and then slipping on them. And once, we were at a bar and a drunk guy started singing opera out of nowhere, and we all joined in, making up the words as we went along.
Can you share some drunk funny stories?
I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.
Can you share some drunk family stories?
Well, in my family, my dad got drunk one time. He tried to help my mom in the kitchen but ended up knocking over a bowl of flour. There was flour everywhere. He then started to laugh and said he was making snow angels on the kitchen floor. It was a chaotic but also very humorous situation.