Share some funny drunk night out stories.
I remember a drunk night out. My friends and I were walking back home. One of my friends was so drunk that he started to believe that he could fly. He ran and jumped off a small curb, flapping his arms like a bird. Luckily, he just landed on the grass and started laughing. Another time, we were at a pub and a drunk girl started dancing on the table. She was doing the silliest moves and everyone in the pub was cheering her on. And then there was the time when we all got drunk and decided to take a detour through a fountain. We were splashing around like little kids, completely soaked but having the best time.
There was this night when we were out drinking. A friend of mine got really drunk and thought he could talk to the street lamps. He was having a full - on conversation with one, asking it how its day was. Another funny incident was when we were leaving a club. My drunk pal tried to hail a bench instead of a taxi. He was waving his arm and shouting at the bench as if it could take us home. Also, a group of us were drunk and ended up in a karaoke bar. One of the guys was so drunk that he thought he was a famous singer and started doing the most over - the - top performance ever.
Well, one time my friends and I were drunk and decided to have a race in the park. We were running like crazy, tripping over benches and scaring the ducks. It was hilarious. Another time, a drunk friend tried to do a magic trick but ended up dropping all the cards on the floor and then slipping on them. And once, we were at a bar and a drunk guy started singing opera out of nowhere, and we all joined in, making up the words as we went along.
Can you share some funny night out stories?
Well, I once went out for a night of bowling with some pals. There was a lane where a group of kids were having a birthday party. One of the kids tried to throw the ball so hard that it ended up in the next lane. Then he chased after it, slipping and sliding all the way. It was really funny to watch and made our night even more enjoyable.
Share some funny drunk college stories.
Once, my friend got drunk at a college party. He thought he was a famous singer and started singing really loudly on a table. Everyone was laughing so hard. He even tried to do some wild dance moves and almost fell off the table.
Share some funny crazy drunk stories.
Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He started believing he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and was singing at the top of his lungs, completely off - key. Everyone was laughing so hard.
Share some funny drunk texting stories.
One time my friend got really drunk and texted his boss thinking it was his friend. He sent a bunch of emojis and then a message saying 'Let's party like rockstars tonight!'. In the morning, he was so embarrassed when he realized what he'd done.
Share some funny drunk family stories.
My dad came home drunk one night. He tried to put his keys in the fridge instead of the door. When my mom asked him what he was doing, he said he was 'locking up the cold'. We still laugh about it. He was so confused but it was hilarious in a way.
Share drunk wife stories. What are some funny drunk wife stories?
I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.
Share some funny night night stories.
Once upon a night, a little mouse thought he could be a singer. He climbed onto a table and started to sing very loudly. But all he made was a squeaking noise that woke up the cat. The cat chased him around the house, but the mouse was so quick that he finally hid in a tiny hole. The cat sat outside the hole, looking confused, and that was the end of the mouse's singing career that night.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.
Can you share some drunk funny stories?
I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.