There was a man who had a one - night stand. When he woke up, he noticed that the woman had used his shirt to make a makeshift curtain for the window because the sunlight was too bright. It looked so ridiculous. He was so surprised but also found it really funny. And when she woke up, she just casually explained that she couldn't find the real curtain.
A DND fighter named Hugo was in a dungeon. He saw a shiny object on the floor and thought it was a magical weapon. So, he rushed towards it without looking around. Turns out, it was a simple piece of broken glass set as a trap. When he grabbed it, a bucket of slime dropped on his head. He was completely covered and his friends had to help him clean up while trying not to laugh too hard.
A woman was at the airport waiting for her flight. She saw a man with a really long beard and a big hat. He was walking around with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot kept saying 'Polly wants a cracker' really loudly. The woman couldn't help but laugh when she saw how the man was trying to shush the parrot but it just wouldn't stop. Every time the man tried to get closer to someone to ask a question, the parrot would start up again.
At a music festival, Johnny Cash was backstage waiting to go on. There was a young, up - and - coming singer who was very nervous. Johnny Cash walked over to him, put his hand on his shoulder and said, 'Son, just pretend you're singing in your bathroom and there's nobody listening. And if you mess up, don't worry, I'll come out and save the day.' The young singer was so relieved and Johnny's simple advice was both kind and funny.
Sure. There was a Russian, a German and an American who were all trying to brag about their countries' inventions. The American said, 'We invented the airplane so that people can travel fast.' The German said, 'We invented the car so that people can travel comfortably.' The Russian said, 'We invented vodka so that the rest of the world doesn't care how they travel.'
Once there was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' The dentist was confused and said, 'No, I mean a dental crown.' The man then said, 'I told you, I know!' It was really a misunderstanding that made everyone in the clinic laugh.
Sure. There was a man who went to a new restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the steak arrived, it was so big that it covered the whole plate. He tried to cut it but the knife just bounced off. So he picked up the whole steak with his hands and took a big bite. Everyone in the restaurant stared at him, but he just said with his mouth full, 'This is how we do it in my hometown!'.
Once, my friend went on a one - night stand trip. When he woke up in the morning, he found that the person he was with had drawn a big mustache on his face with a marker while he was asleep. It was so hilarious when he saw it in the mirror.
Well, once my friend thought he was going on a normal date. But when he got to the girl's place, her cat knocked over a whole stack of pans in the kitchen right as they were about to have a drink. It was so noisy and chaotic that they just ended up laughing about it all night instead of doing whatever they initially planned.
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Apparently, Robert Pattinson was trying to learn a new accent for a role. He practiced it so much that he started using it in normal conversations off - set without realizing it. His friends were really confused at first and then found it extremely funny. He would go around talking in this strange accent, thinking he was still in character, which was a really comical sight.