Can you give me a really popular russian joke anecdote or funny story?
Sure. There was a Russian, a German and an American who were all trying to brag about their countries' inventions. The American said, 'We invented the airplane so that people can travel fast.' The German said, 'We invented the car so that people can travel comfortably.' The Russian said, 'We invented vodka so that the rest of the world doesn't care how they travel.'
There is this anecdote. A Russian was asked how far he could see. He said, 'As far as the next vodka store.' It humorously implies the love for vodka in Russian culture. And also it shows a kind of self - deprecating humor where they make fun of their own supposed weakness for this drink.
Tell me a really good anecdote short funny story.
A woman was at the airport waiting for her flight. She saw a man with a really long beard and a big hat. He was walking around with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot kept saying 'Polly wants a cracker' really loudly. The woman couldn't help but laugh when she saw how the man was trying to shush the parrot but it just wouldn't stop. Every time the man tried to get closer to someone to ask a question, the parrot would start up again.
Tell me a really funny parrot joke story.
A parrot was staying with an old lady. The old lady always watched soap operas. One day, during a really dramatic scene, the parrot started repeating all the lines the actors were saying. It was so funny because it was adding its own parrot squawks in between the lines. The old lady couldn't stop laughing and from then on, she thought the parrot was the best company for her TV time.
Can you give me a Christian funny joke story about an angel?
An angel was sent to Earth on an errand. He was so used to flying that when he had to walk to the destination, he kept bumping into things. He said, 'This walking business is much harder than it looks. I'm used to just zipping through clouds!' It's funny as it shows the angel out of his element and struggling with a simple human task like walking.
Can you share a really funny Johnny Cash anecdote?
At a music festival, Johnny Cash was backstage waiting to go on. There was a young, up - and - coming singer who was very nervous. Johnny Cash walked over to him, put his hand on his shoulder and said, 'Son, just pretend you're singing in your bathroom and there's nobody listening. And if you mess up, don't worry, I'll come out and save the day.' The young singer was so relieved and Johnny's simple advice was both kind and funny.
Tell me a really funny one - night stand anecdote.
There was a man who had a one - night stand. When he woke up, he noticed that the woman had used his shirt to make a makeshift curtain for the window because the sunlight was too bright. It looked so ridiculous. He was so surprised but also found it really funny. And when she woke up, she just casually explained that she couldn't find the real curtain.
Tell me a really good Khmer funny joke story.
There was a Khmer fisherman who caught a very small fish. He looked at it and said, 'You are so small, I should put you back to grow bigger, but you look so cute, I think I'll keep you as a pet instead!' The fish just wiggled in his hand as if in protest.
Tell me a really funny senior citizen joke or story.
Joke: An old man was sitting on his porch. A young boy walked by and asked, 'What are you doing?' The old man said, 'I'm just sitting here waiting for my old age to catch up with my good looks.'
Can you share an anecdote funny story?
Sure. There was a man who went to a new restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the steak arrived, it was so big that it covered the whole plate. He tried to cut it but the knife just bounced off. So he picked up the whole steak with his hands and took a big bite. Everyone in the restaurant stared at him, but he just said with his mouth full, 'This is how we do it in my hometown!'.
Share a really funny DND fighter anecdote.
A DND fighter named Hugo was in a dungeon. He saw a shiny object on the floor and thought it was a magical weapon. So, he rushed towards it without looking around. Turns out, it was a simple piece of broken glass set as a trap. When he grabbed it, a bucket of slime dropped on his head. He was completely covered and his friends had to help him clean up while trying not to laugh too hard.
Can you tell me a joke or a funny story?
A joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.