Tell me a really good anecdote short funny story.
There was a group of friends having a picnic in the park. One of them brought a kite. They were trying to get it to fly, but it just kept crashing. Then a dog came running over, grabbed the kite in its mouth and started running around with it flying behind. The friends were laughing so hard at how the dog had better kite - flying skills than them.
A woman was at the airport waiting for her flight. She saw a man with a really long beard and a big hat. He was walking around with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot kept saying 'Polly wants a cracker' really loudly. The woman couldn't help but laugh when she saw how the man was trying to shush the parrot but it just wouldn't stop. Every time the man tried to get closer to someone to ask a question, the parrot would start up again.
Tell me a really funny one - night stand anecdote.
There was a man who had a one - night stand. When he woke up, he noticed that the woman had used his shirt to make a makeshift curtain for the window because the sunlight was too bright. It looked so ridiculous. He was so surprised but also found it really funny. And when she woke up, she just casually explained that she couldn't find the real curtain.
Share an anecdote short funny story.
Once there was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' The dentist was confused and said, 'No, I mean a dental crown.' The man then said, 'I told you, I know!' It was really a misunderstanding that made everyone in the clinic laugh.
Tell me an anecdote story.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. One day, he found a stray kitten on his way to school. The kitten was so tiny and meowing pitifully. Tom decided to take it to school with him. He hid the kitten in his backpack. During class, the kitten started to meow. The teacher was very surprised when Tom showed her the kitten. But instead of scolding Tom, the teacher helped him find a box for the kitten and they all took care of it until they found a new home for it.
Tell me a really funny incident short story.
Once upon a time, I went to a zoo. There was a group of monkeys near the fence. A man was standing there eating a banana. One of the monkeys reached out its hand through the fence, trying to snatch the banana. The man playfully held the banana up high. In a split second, the monkey grabbed the man's hat instead and put it on its head. The man was so shocked and the monkey just sat there looking very proud with the hat on. It was such a comical sight that everyone around was laughing.
Tell me a really funny short ghost story.
A group of friends decided to visit an old abandoned mansion. As they walked through the halls, they heard a moaning sound. One of the friends got so scared that he ran into a room and locked the door. But when they finally found him, he was sitting on a chair with a whoopee cushion that had accidentally gone off, making the 'ghostly' moaning sound. It was a very funny situation in a spooky place.
Tell me a really funny short Christmas story.
A family put out cookies for Santa. But their dog ate them all. When Santa came, he found a note that said 'Sorry Santa, the dog got your cookies'. Santa chuckled and left a note back saying 'That's okay, I'll have some dog treats next year'.
Tell me a really funny short personal story.
One day, I was walking my dog. He saw a squirrel and bolted. The leash slipped out of my hand and he ran around a tree several times with the leash getting wrapped around it. He finally stopped, looking very confused as to why he couldn't move anymore. It was hilarious to see him like that.
Tell me a funny anecdote related to Robert Pattinson.
Apparently, Robert Pattinson was trying to learn a new accent for a role. He practiced it so much that he started using it in normal conversations off - set without realizing it. His friends were really confused at first and then found it extremely funny. He would go around talking in this strange accent, thinking he was still in character, which was a really comical sight.
Can you give me a really popular russian joke anecdote or funny story?
Sure. There was a Russian, a German and an American who were all trying to brag about their countries' inventions. The American said, 'We invented the airplane so that people can travel fast.' The German said, 'We invented the car so that people can travel comfortably.' The Russian said, 'We invented vodka so that the rest of the world doesn't care how they travel.'
Tell me a really funny akbar birbal short story.
There was a time when Akbar got angry with Birbal and banished him from the court. After a while, Akbar missed Birbal's company. So he sent a message to Birbal saying that he should return if he could bring a gift that satisfies three conditions: it should be something that can be seen but not touched, it should be something that can be eaten but not digested, and it should be something that can be felt but not held. Birbal came back with a lighted lamp. Akbar could see the light but not touch it, the heat from the lamp could be felt but not held and the oil in the lamp could be 'eaten' by the flame but not digested. Akbar was so impressed that he welcomed Birbal back with great joy.