Is there a funny Spider - Man fart story you can share?
Sure. Spider - Man was at a charity event, all dressed up in his suit. He was about to give a speech when he felt a little gassy. He tried to hold it in but then he accidentally farted a bit. Everyone thought it was part of a new gadget he was showing off, and he just went along with it, making it seem like it was all planned.
Well, Spider - Man was in a meeting with other superheroes. They were discussing a big threat to the city. While he was sitting there, he had some bad gas. He couldn't hold it in any longer and farted. The other superheroes were surprised at first, but then they all started laughing, and it lightened the mood of the very serious meeting.
Tell a Spider - Man fart story.
There was this time when Spider - Man was in a really tight battle with the Green Goblin. They were fighting in a closed - in alley. During the intense struggle, Spider - Man got a bit of indigestion from the pizza he had earlier. All of a sudden, he farted, which distracted the Green Goblin for a second. Spider - Man used that moment to web up the Green Goblin and save the day. It was a strange and funny moment in his crime - fighting career.
Is there a funny hot girl fart story you can share?
Sure. A hot girl named Ava was at a concert. She was jumping up and down with excitement. All of a sudden, she farted. It was kind of loud, but with the noise of the music and the crowd, not many people noticed. She quickly looked around, and when she saw that no one seemed to be aware, she just carried on enjoying the concert.
Can you share another funny craigslist fart story?
Sure. A Craigslist user was advertising a used guitar. A young guy came to see it. While the seller was demonstrating how to play a chord, he let out a little fart. The young guy tried not to laugh at first but then couldn't hold it in. The seller was so red - faced. But they ended up having a good laugh about it and the young guy bought the guitar anyway.
Is there a funny girl in shorts fart story you can share?
Sure. There was a girl who wore shorts to a fair. She got on a roller coaster. While the coaster was going through a really bumpy part, she farted. She was so shocked that it happened. Her friends sitting next to her started laughing, and at first she was really embarrassed. But then she joined in the laughter because it was just a funny, unexpected moment.
Is there a funny little sister fart story you can share?
Sure. A little sister was sitting in a quiet library with her mom. She had drunk a lot of fizzy drink before. Quietly, she farted and it made a strange noise. Her mom tried not to laugh out loud. The little sister covered her mouth in shock and then they both had to leave the library quickly, still trying to hold in their laughter.
What can be a funny gay man fart story?
Here's one. A gay man named Leo was at a family gathering. He was sitting on a couch chatting with his cousins when he let out a long, drawn - out fart. His cousins burst into laughter, and Leo joined in. He then said 'My body just wanted to add some background noise to our conversation!'.
Can you share a true Spider - Man story?
Sure. There was a story about a real - life 'Spider - Man' who was a construction worker. One day, a little girl was stuck on a high - rise balcony. Without hesitation, this man used his skills and climbing equipment to scale the building and rescue the girl, just like Spider - Man would do.
Can you share a funny fart story from your own experience?
Sure. I was on a long bus ride once. A man at the back of the bus farted so loudly that it woke up a sleeping baby. The mother was a bit annoyed at first but then she couldn't help but laugh when the man apologized in the most embarrassed way.
Can you share more funny greentext fart stories?
Sure. One greentext was about a man who farted during a job interview. He was so nervous that he couldn't hold it in. The interviewers tried to keep a straight face but it was obvious they were amused. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
Can you share a women fart story?
Well, one time I was at a yoga class. There was a woman who was trying really hard to hold a difficult pose. All of a sudden, she let out a little fart. She was so embarrassed and turned bright red. But the instructor just laughed it off and said it happens to everyone. We all had a good chuckle and continued with the class.