Can you share another funny craigslist fart story?
There was a Craigslist ad for a carpool. One morning, a few people were waiting for the driver. One of the passengers had eaten something bad the night before. As they all got into the car, this passenger let out a series of farts. Everyone in the car was cracking up. They even made a joke about it on Craigslist later, saying it was the most 'odor - filled carpool ride' they'd ever had thanks to that one person's farts.
Sure. A Craigslist user was advertising a used guitar. A young guy came to see it. While the seller was demonstrating how to play a chord, he let out a little fart. The young guy tried not to laugh at first but then couldn't hold it in. The seller was so red - faced. But they ended up having a good laugh about it and the young guy bought the guitar anyway.
A person on Craigslist was looking for a gardening helper. A local guy showed up. They were walking around the garden when the gardener - to - be stepped on a small frog by accident. He got such a shock that he farted. The homeowner couldn't stop laughing. They both shared the story on Craigslist as a 'frog - induced fart' in the garden story.
Tell me a funny craigslist fart story.
Well, once there was a guy on Craigslist who was selling his old couch. A potential buyer came over to check it out. As they were discussing the price, the seller accidentally let out a really loud fart. He was so embarrassed, but the buyer just burst out laughing. In the end, the buyer still bought the couch at a discounted price, saying it was for the 'entertainment value' of that fart.
Can you share some funny craigslist stories?
Another story involves someone looking for a roommate. They posted an ad on craigslist. One applicant replied saying they were a 'professional mermaid' and needed a place close to the ocean so they could practice their mermaid skills. They even sent a picture of themselves in a mermaid tail. It was so absurd that the person had a good laugh and kept that story to tell everyone.
Is there a funny hot girl fart story you can share?
Sure. A hot girl named Ava was at a concert. She was jumping up and down with excitement. All of a sudden, she farted. It was kind of loud, but with the noise of the music and the crowd, not many people noticed. She quickly looked around, and when she saw that no one seemed to be aware, she just carried on enjoying the concert.
Is there a funny girl in shorts fart story you can share?
Sure. There was a girl who wore shorts to a fair. She got on a roller coaster. While the coaster was going through a really bumpy part, she farted. She was so shocked that it happened. Her friends sitting next to her started laughing, and at first she was really embarrassed. But then she joined in the laughter because it was just a funny, unexpected moment.
Is there a funny little sister fart story you can share?
Sure. A little sister was sitting in a quiet library with her mom. She had drunk a lot of fizzy drink before. Quietly, she farted and it made a strange noise. Her mom tried not to laugh out loud. The little sister covered her mouth in shock and then they both had to leave the library quickly, still trying to hold in their laughter.
Is there a funny Spider - Man fart story you can share?
Sure. Spider - Man was at a charity event, all dressed up in his suit. He was about to give a speech when he felt a little gassy. He tried to hold it in but then he accidentally farted a bit. Everyone thought it was part of a new gadget he was showing off, and he just went along with it, making it seem like it was all planned.
Can you share a funny fart story from your own experience?
Sure. I was on a long bus ride once. A man at the back of the bus farted so loudly that it woke up a sleeping baby. The mother was a bit annoyed at first but then she couldn't help but laugh when the man apologized in the most embarrassed way.
Can you share more funny greentext fart stories?
Sure. One greentext was about a man who farted during a job interview. He was so nervous that he couldn't hold it in. The interviewers tried to keep a straight face but it was obvious they were amused. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
Can you share another funny airsoft story?
There was this one airsoft game where a player tried to be super sneaky. He crawled on the ground for a long time to get close to the enemy. But when he finally got up to take his shot, he realized he had crawled right into a muddy puddle and his whole face was covered in mud. His opponents couldn't stop laughing, and he just joined in the laughter himself. It was quite a sight.
Can you share another funny no sleep story?
In a small pond, there was a frog who dreamed of being a famous singer. One no - sleep night, it started croaking at the top of its lungs. But it was so out of tune that all the other frogs in the pond tried to get it to stop. The frog wouldn't listen and just kept on croaking louder and louder. Eventually, the fish in the pond started splashing around as if they were also trying to tell the frog to be quiet. It was a really funny and noisy night in the pond.