A group of ghosts were having a competition to see who could be the scariest. One ghost decided to appear as a headless horseman. But when he rode out, his horse tripped over a stone and he flew off, yelling 'Ouch! This is not how it was supposed to be!' All the other ghosts couldn't help but laugh.
Sure. Here is one. A ghost was trying to scare a man in an old house. The man was eating a sandwich and just looked at the ghost and said, 'You're late for lunch. There's only half a sandwich left.' And the ghost was so surprised that it disappeared.
Sure. There was a ghost who was a terrible cook. He haunted an old kitchen, and whenever he tried to make 'ghostly' treats, like ectoplasm pancakes, they always turned out lumpy and gooey. His spooky friends would come over and pretend to enjoy them, but really they were just being polite.
There was a ghost named Bob. Bob was a very polite ghost. He haunted a library. One day, a young student came in looking for a book on ghosts. Bob decided to help him. He made the book float towards the student. The student was a bit startled at first but then realized Bob was friendly. Bob then followed the student around, giving him little tidbits of ghostly knowledge as the student read the book. It was a rather strange but also very humorous encounter between a human and a helpful ghost.
Here's one. A young ghost was trying to make spooky noises to frighten people in an old house. But he had a cold and every time he tried to moan eerily, it came out as a sneeze. People in the house thought there was a really strange mouse or something. They'd say 'Oh, that odd little sound again' not realizing it was a clumsy ghost.
One humorous story is about a family on Mother's Day. The dad and kids decided to make a card for mom. They were all arguing about what to write. The youngest one said, 'Let's just draw a big heart and write, Mom, we love you more than ice cream!' So they did. And when mom saw it, she laughed and said it was the best card ever. Another story could be a mother was expecting a big, fancy Mother's Day dinner. But the kids just made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and said, 'Mom, it's a PB&J day for the best mom!'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
Sure. Here is one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one could be a man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor says, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but it's obvious you're not seeing Daffy Duck.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
You can try some children's storybooks. They often have short and humorous ghost stories in them. For example, some fairy - tale collections might include a story about a friendly ghost that just wants to play but scares people by accident.