Sure. Here is one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one could be a man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor says, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but it's obvious you're not seeing Daffy Duck.'
One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a bear walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I was born with them.'
Sure. Here's one. A family was having Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was a bit overcooked and tough. When the grandpa tried to cut it, he said, 'This turkey must have been doing bodybuilding! It's so tough!' Everyone burst into laughter.
Sure. Here's one. A frog was trying to climb out of a well. It kept slipping back but it said to itself, 'I might slip a hundred times, but I'll get out on the 101st try!' And finally it did. This shows that persistence pays off even if you face setbacks humorously.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A little boy was praying very loudly. His mother asked him why he was praying so loudly. He said, 'I'm just talking to God. I don't want Him to miss what I'm saying.'
Here's a humorous Christmas short story. A family was decorating their Christmas tree. The cat got into the box of ornaments and started batting them around like toys. When they finally caught the cat, they found it had an ornament stuck on its head, looking like a very festive feline. There's also the story of a Christmas choir where one singer's voice was so off - key that it made everyone laugh instead of sing along.
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.