There was a ghost named Bob. Bob was a very polite ghost. He haunted a library. One day, a young student came in looking for a book on ghosts. Bob decided to help him. He made the book float towards the student. The student was a bit startled at first but then realized Bob was friendly. Bob then followed the student around, giving him little tidbits of ghostly knowledge as the student read the book. It was a rather strange but also very humorous encounter between a human and a helpful ghost.
Sure. Here is one. A ghost was trying to scare a man in an old house. The man was eating a sandwich and just looked at the ghost and said, 'You're late for lunch. There's only half a sandwich left.' And the ghost was so surprised that it disappeared.
Sure. There was a ghost who was a terrible cook. He haunted an old kitchen, and whenever he tried to make 'ghostly' treats, like ectoplasm pancakes, they always turned out lumpy and gooey. His spooky friends would come over and pretend to enjoy them, but really they were just being polite.
A group of ghosts were having a competition to see who could be the scariest. One ghost decided to appear as a headless horseman. But when he rode out, his horse tripped over a stone and he flew off, yelling 'Ouch! This is not how it was supposed to be!' All the other ghosts couldn't help but laugh.
There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, his mother told him to go to bed. He said, 'Mom, I'm waiting for the dinosaurs to come home and tuck me in.' His mom just laughed at his wild imagination.
Well, let me tell you this. There was a dog who thought he was a cat. He would curl up on the sofa and meow. It was hilarious to see him trying to act like a feline!
Sure. A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His father replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the father was reading a book when his son came in and said, 'Dad, your cockroach sandwich is getting cold.' It's a short and humorous story about a child's innocent yet gross misunderstanding.
Here's one. A young ghost was trying to make spooky noises to frighten people in an old house. But he had a cold and every time he tried to moan eerily, it came out as a sneeze. People in the house thought there was a really strange mouse or something. They'd say 'Oh, that odd little sound again' not realizing it was a clumsy ghost.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.