There was a ghost who was very self - conscious about his transparency. He tried to put on clothes made of fog to make himself look more presentable. He would visit a local pub at night. People could see his strange fog - like garments floating around. He became a bit of a local legend, and everyone would laugh and tell stories about the well - dressed ghost.
Once upon a time, there was a friendly ghost who lived in an old library. He liked to play pranks on the librarians by rearranging the books in a very strange order. One day, he made all the horror books disappear and replaced them with cookbooks. The librarians were so confused but also had a good laugh when they realized it was the work of the ghost.
Sure. There was a ghost who was a terrible cook. He haunted an old kitchen, and whenever he tried to make 'ghostly' treats, like ectoplasm pancakes, they always turned out lumpy and gooey. His spooky friends would come over and pretend to enjoy them, but really they were just being polite.
Sure. Here is one. A ghost was trying to scare a man in an old house. The man was eating a sandwich and just looked at the ghost and said, 'You're late for lunch. There's only half a sandwich left.' And the ghost was so surprised that it disappeared.
A group of ghosts were having a competition to see who could be the scariest. One ghost decided to appear as a headless horseman. But when he rode out, his horse tripped over a stone and he flew off, yelling 'Ouch! This is not how it was supposed to be!' All the other ghosts couldn't help but laugh.
Here's one. A young ghost was trying to make spooky noises to frighten people in an old house. But he had a cold and every time he tried to moan eerily, it came out as a sneeze. People in the house thought there was a really strange mouse or something. They'd say 'Oh, that odd little sound again' not realizing it was a clumsy ghost.
There was a ghost named Bob. Bob was a very polite ghost. He haunted a library. One day, a young student came in looking for a book on ghosts. Bob decided to help him. He made the book float towards the student. The student was a bit startled at first but then realized Bob was friendly. Bob then followed the student around, giving him little tidbits of ghostly knowledge as the student read the book. It was a rather strange but also very humorous encounter between a human and a helpful ghost.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until he finally freed himself, but his beard was all askew and he had soot all over his face, making the kids giggle when they saw him.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a bear walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I was born with them.'
Sure. Here's one. A family was having Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was a bit overcooked and tough. When the grandpa tried to cut it, he said, 'This turkey must have been doing bodybuilding! It's so tough!' Everyone burst into laughter.