An angel was sent to Earth on an errand. He was so used to flying that when he had to walk to the destination, he kept bumping into things. He said, 'This walking business is much harder than it looks. I'm used to just zipping through clouds!' It's funny as it shows the angel out of his element and struggling with a simple human task like walking.
Sure. There was a Russian, a German and an American who were all trying to brag about their countries' inventions. The American said, 'We invented the airplane so that people can travel fast.' The German said, 'We invented the car so that people can travel comfortably.' The Russian said, 'We invented vodka so that the rest of the world doesn't care how they travel.'
A joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here's one. A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, 'I think I might be a typo.' It's funny because it plays on the unexpected idea of a rabbit being in that situation and the self - aware 'typo' comment in a light - hearted, somewhat surreal way related to Christian figures like the priest and pastor.
Sure. There was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A programmer went to a bar to drink. His friend asked him,"What have you been busy with recently?" The programmer replied," I'm developing an auto-reply system that allows the user to type in various questions and the system will automatically answer them." "That sounds like a good project!" His friend asked in surprise. The programmer replied,"No, this is how it works: when the user asks a question, the system will first ask themselves,'Does this question make sense?' If the answer is 'no', then the system will answer the question and ask the user: ' So what's the practical significance of this question?' If the answer is no, the system will continue to answer the question until the user gives a meaningful answer." After hearing this, his friend rolled around laughing.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
There was a guy who named his dog 'Stay'. He used to say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' It was really funny. One day, the dog ran away and he kept shouting 'Stay! Come here, Stay!' But of course, the dog didn't listen.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.
A seagull was flying over the ocean in summer. It saw a fish swimming and said, 'Hey, you're looking very cool down there!' The fish replied, 'Thanks! You're looking fly up there!'