Tell me a really funny parrot joke story.
A magician had a parrot as his assistant. Every time the magician would do a trick, the parrot would say 'It's all a trick!'. One time, the magician was trying to make a rabbit disappear. The parrot blurted out 'It's all a trick!' and then flew over and grabbed the rabbit and flew away with it. The audience was in stitches and the magician was left with a big surprise.
A parrot was staying with an old lady. The old lady always watched soap operas. One day, during a really dramatic scene, the parrot started repeating all the lines the actors were saying. It was so funny because it was adding its own parrot squawks in between the lines. The old lady couldn't stop laughing and from then on, she thought the parrot was the best company for her TV time.
Tell me a really good Khmer funny joke story.
There was a Khmer fisherman who caught a very small fish. He looked at it and said, 'You are so small, I should put you back to grow bigger, but you look so cute, I think I'll keep you as a pet instead!' The fish just wiggled in his hand as if in protest.
Tell me a really funny senior citizen joke or story.
Joke: An old man was sitting on his porch. A young boy walked by and asked, 'What are you doing?' The old man said, 'I'm just sitting here waiting for my old age to catch up with my good looks.'
Funny parrot jokes stories: Share some funny parrot joke stories.
Here is one. A parrot was in a pet store and it kept saying, 'I'm a tough guy!' A little boy came in and said, 'Are you really?' The parrot replied, 'You bet! I've been in more fights than you've had hot dinners!' The boy laughed and said, 'But you're just a parrot in a cage.' The parrot quickly said, 'Well, I could still take you on!'
Tell me a funny joke story.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
Tell me the John Maxwell Funny Parrot Story.
I'm not sure exactly which John Maxwell funny parrot story you mean. There could be many stories involving a parrot that are funny. Maybe it's about a parrot that learned to mimic John Maxwell in a really comical way, like repeating his phrases with a strange accent or at the wrong time.
Tell me a short funny joke story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me a funny christmas joke story.
Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.
Tell me a funny summer joke story.
A seagull was flying over the ocean in summer. It saw a fish swimming and said, 'Hey, you're looking very cool down there!' The fish replied, 'Thanks! You're looking fly up there!'
Tell me a funny dad joke story.
Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
Can you tell me a joke or a funny story?
A joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.