What are some clean and funny alternatives to sex jokes and stories?
One funny clean joke is this: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 (7, 8, 9). It's a play on words that creates a really silly and humorous situation. Clean jokes like these are great for any situation where you want to spread some laughter.
Well, there are tons of clean funny jokes. For instance, why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It's a simple yet hilarious joke that can make anyone laugh without any inappropriate content.
Are there any funny clean alternatives to funny dirty jokes stories?
Yes, there are plenty. For example, there's the story of the absent - minded professor. He was so forgetful that one day he wore his slippers to the university and didn't realize it until he saw all the students staring at his feet. He then gave a big laugh and said, 'Well, at least my feet are comfortable!'
Share some funny clean jokes and stories
A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.
What are some clean alternatives to 'little johnny jokes dirty stories'?
Well, we could have 'Little Johnny Jokes - The Hilarious School Adventures'. For example, there's the one where Little Johnny is asked in class what a kangaroo's baby is called. He says 'A Joey' and then adds 'Just like my mom calls me Joey sometimes when I'm jumping around the house!'.
Can you share some clean jokes and clean funny stories?
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
Tell some clean and funny turkey jokes and stories
Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.
Share some really funny clean jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.
What are some examples of good clean jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. A funny story: There was a dog that loved to ride in the car. One day, its owner took it on a long road trip. The dog stuck its head out the window the whole time, tongue flapping in the wind. When they got home, the dog was so tired but it had the best time.
Where can I find clean jokes and clean funny stories?
You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.
Share some more funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
Tell me some funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.