Well, at a college frat party, there was this guy who got really drunk. He started dancing like there was no tomorrow, and then he accidentally bumped into the DJ table and knocked over a bunch of CDs. The DJ was mad at first but then couldn't help but laugh at how clumsy he was.
Once, my friend got drunk at a college party. He thought he was a famous singer and started singing really loudly on a table. Everyone was laughing so hard. He even tried to do some wild dance moves and almost fell off the table.
Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.
Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.
I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.
Sure. One time in college, my roommate was so tired from studying all night that he fell asleep during an exam. The professor noticed and gently tapped his desk to wake him up. My roommate, still half - asleep, blurted out 'Just five more minutes, Mom!' Everyone in the class couldn't stop laughing.
Sure. There was this one time in my college when a group of students decided to have a water balloon fight in the quad. They filled hundreds of balloons, but just as they were about to start, the campus security showed up. The students tried to act nonchalant, hiding the balloons behind their backs. It was hilarious to see their guilty faces.
Sure. There was a girl who got drunk at a party. She started thinking she was a famous singer and grabbed a hairbrush as a microphone, singing at the top of her lungs to all the bemused guests.
Sure. One time my boyfriend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and started singing at the top of his lungs in our living room. It was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing.
One time, a drunk driver thought his car was a spaceship. He kept trying to press buttons on the dashboard to 'launch' and was making beeping noises like a spaceship. When the police pulled him over, he asked if they were aliens coming to stop his intergalactic journey.
Well, here's one. There was an Indian man who got drunk at a wedding. He started dancing like he was in a Bollywood movie but with his own crazy moves. He was twirling around and trying to mimic the actors, but ended up falling into the wedding cake. Everyone burst out laughing instead of getting angry.