What are some of the funniest mom jean stories you've heard?
A lady was wearing mom jeans and tried to do some yoga in them. The tightness around the hips and the looseness at the ankles made her look like a pretzel gone wrong. Everyone in the class couldn't stop giggling.
What are some of the funniest mom stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a mom accidentally put her phone in the freezer instead of the fridge while looking for a cold drink. She was so confused when she couldn't find it later. It was really funny.
What are some of the funniest stay at home mom stories you've heard?
I heard about a stay - at - home mom who was doing arts and crafts with her kids. They were making paper airplanes. Well, one of the kids threw an airplane and it landed right in the bowl of glue. The mom couldn't stop laughing. Then there was a mom who was vacuuming the house. Her little girl thought it was a monster and started chasing it around with a toy sword, yelling 'I'll defeat you!'. Also, a mom tried to bake cookies with her kids. But they added way too much sugar and the cookies came out looking like little blobs but tasted really sweet.
What are some of the funniest tickling your mom stories you've heard?
There's a story about a mom who was always so serious. But one day, her son tickled her while she was on the phone with an important client. She couldn't hold back her laughter and the client on the other end was really confused. After she hung up, she chased her son around the house while still laughing. It shows that even the most serious moms can be made to laugh with a little tickling.
What are the funniest sleep - deprived mom stories you've heard?
I heard of a mom who was so sleep - deprived that she mistook the dog's bed for her own. She curled up in it and started to doze off until the dog came and licked her face. She woke up completely disoriented and couldn't stop laughing at herself. Also, another mom thought she was driving to work but actually drove to the grocery store she used to work at years ago when she was half - asleep.
What are the funniest banging drunk mom stories you've heard?
A drunk mom I heard of once went to a grocery store while drunk. She started talking to the fruits and vegetables as if they were her children. She was scolding the tomatoes for being too red and the cucumbers for being too long. It was hilarious.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.