Share a funny 5 - sentence story with me.
A duck walked into a store. It asked for some bread. The cashier said ducks don't use money. So the duck left its feather as payment. The cashier was so amused that he gave the duck the bread.
One day, a bee decided to go to school. It sat at a desk. It tried to write with its stinger. The teacher was horrified. But the bee just wanted to learn like the other students.
There was a lazy dog. It saw a frisbee in the air. Instead of running to catch it, it just lay there and barked for the frisbee to come to it. The owner couldn't stop laughing at its laziness.
Share some 3 - sentence funny stories with me.
A cat walked into a bar. The barman said, 'We don't serve cats.' The cat said, 'I'm not here for a drink, I'm here to use the Wi - Fi.'
Share a one sentence funny story.
The other day I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is funny because when you say someone is drawing their eyebrows too high, the visual image of them looking perpetually surprised is quite comical. Also, the simplicity of the statement and the quick reaction it implies from the wife add to the humor.
Share some two - sentence funny stories for me.
A snail got robbed. The police asked, 'Did you get a look at the assailant?' The snail said, 'No, it all happened so fast.' For the second one, a bee went to the hairdresser. The hairdresser asked, 'How do you want your hair?' The bee said, 'Just make it look like a wasp, please.'
Tell me a funny 5 - sentence story.
A squirrel entered a library. It climbed on a bookshelf. It started reading a book about nuts. The librarian was shocked. But the squirrel just continued reading calmly.
Share a funny 3 - sentence story about animals.
A dog saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree. But then it barked at the tree for an hour.
Tell me a one sentence funny story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Share some 2 sentence funny stories.
A: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. B: She looked surprised.
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up in the middle of the night. My teddy bear was sitting at the edge of my bed smiling at me.
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside.
Share a 1 minute funny story with me.
My neighbor once decided to try to teach his old dog a new trick. He spent hours trying to get the dog to roll over. Finally, the dog just laid there and looked at him. Then it yawned really big and fell asleep. My neighbor was so frustrated but it was really funny to watch.