Share some 3 - sentence funny stories with me.
A cat walked into a bar. The barman said, 'We don't serve cats.' The cat said, 'I'm not here for a drink, I'm here to use the Wi - Fi.'
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. He was really good at disappearing acts, but this time he overdid it.
One day a tomato was walking down the street. A car came by and honked at it. The tomato turned red (with embarrassment).
Share some two - sentence funny stories for me.
A snail got robbed. The police asked, 'Did you get a look at the assailant?' The snail said, 'No, it all happened so fast.' For the second one, a bee went to the hairdresser. The hairdresser asked, 'How do you want your hair?' The bee said, 'Just make it look like a wasp, please.'
Share some 2 sentence funny stories.
A: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. B: She looked surprised.
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up in the middle of the night. My teddy bear was sitting at the edge of my bed smiling at me.
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside.
Share a funny 5 - sentence story with me.
A duck walked into a store. It asked for some bread. The cashier said ducks don't use money. So the duck left its feather as payment. The cashier was so amused that he gave the duck the bread.
Tell me some 3 sentence funny stories.
A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a ophthalmologist?' The man says, 'No, just spots.'
Share some more funny one - sentence stories.
The doctor told me I had a broken finger. I asked which one, and he said 'the one you're not pointing at'. This is humorous because of the unexpected response from the doctor. Usually, we expect a more straightforward answer like 'your left index finger' or something, but instead, he gives a rather comical answer.
Can you share some funny 2 sentence stories?
Sure. Story 1: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, went to his toy box, and got his favorite bone. It was like he was saying 'So what? I still have my bone.' Story 2: I bought a cactus. I named it Spike. Then I accidentally sat on it. Ouch!
Tell me some funny one - sentence stories.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me some two sentence funny stories.
A man walked into a library and asked for a burger. The librarian said, 'This is a library.' The man whispered, 'Sorry. Can I have a burger?' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.