Share some 2 sentence funny stories.
A: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. B: I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
A: I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. B: It's impossible to put down.
A: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. B: She looked surprised.
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up in the middle of the night. My teddy bear was sitting at the edge of my bed smiling at me.
Share some 3 - sentence funny stories with me.
A cat walked into a bar. The barman said, 'We don't serve cats.' The cat said, 'I'm not here for a drink, I'm here to use the Wi - Fi.'
Share some 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'.
I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside.
Share some more funny one - sentence stories.
The doctor told me I had a broken finger. I asked which one, and he said 'the one you're not pointing at'. This is humorous because of the unexpected response from the doctor. Usually, we expect a more straightforward answer like 'your left index finger' or something, but instead, he gives a rather comical answer.
Share some two - sentence funny stories for me.
A snail got robbed. The police asked, 'Did you get a look at the assailant?' The snail said, 'No, it all happened so fast.' For the second one, a bee went to the hairdresser. The hairdresser asked, 'How do you want your hair?' The bee said, 'Just make it look like a wasp, please.'
Can you share some funny 2 sentence stories?
Sure. Story 1: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, went to his toy box, and got his favorite bone. It was like he was saying 'So what? I still have my bone.' Story 2: I bought a cactus. I named it Spike. Then I accidentally sat on it. Ouch!
Can you share some funny sentence mishap stories?
There was a student who wrote in an essay 'My mother is a angle'. Instead of 'angel'. When the teacher read it out loud in class for grammar correction, everyone had a good laugh. It was a simple mistake but made for a very funny moment. And it also shows how important proofreading is.
Can you share some one sentence funny stories?
Sure. Here is one: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Share some examples of 'funny two sentence horror stories'.
I heard a knock on the door at midnight. When I opened it, no one was there, but I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.
Can you share some examples of 2 sentence funny horror stories?
Sure. 'I heard a noise in the attic. When I went to check, a clown doll winked at me.'