What are some of the most hilarious ESL funny Christmas stories?
A really funny ESL Christmas story involves a Christmas gift exchange. A woman thought she was getting a beautiful necklace from her friend. When she opened the box, it was a fake plastic spider. Her friend thought it would be a hilarious joke. The woman screamed so loudly that everyone in the room jumped. Then they all started laughing at the unexpected 'gift'. Another story is about a church choir on Christmas Eve. One of the choir members' phone rang during the performance. And the ringtone was a really loud and silly cartoon song, which completely disrupted the solemn mood and made everyone chuckle.
What are the most interesting ESL funny Christmas stories you know?
A funny one is when a kid wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real live reindeer. When Christmas morning came and there was no reindeer, the kid was so disappointed that he tried to put antlers on the family cat. It was quite a hilarious sight.
What are some of the most hilarious funny family Christmas stories you know?
My family always does a Christmas play. One year, my little brother was supposed to be a wise man. He was so nervous that when it was his turn to give his line, he completely forgot it. Instead, he started singing 'Jingle Bells' at the top of his lungs. Everyone was so surprised, but it ended up being the best part of the play. We couldn't stop laughing and the whole family still talks about it to this day.
Funny Adult Christmas Stories: Share some of the most hilarious ones.
One funny Christmas story is about an adult who decided to dress up as Santa for the neighborhood kids. But he accidentally got his beard stuck in the fence while trying to sneak into the yard. He was wiggling around trying to free himself when the kids found him and thought it was part of the act. They were all laughing hysterically.
Can you share some ESL funny Christmas stories?
Sure. One story is about a little boy who was so excited for Christmas that he put his Santa hat on his dog. Then he tried to make the dog sit by the Christmas tree to take a photo, but the dog just chased its tail instead, making everyone laugh.
Can you share some ESL funny Christmas stories?
One funny Christmas story could be about a family who decides to make their own Christmas tree. They go into the woods, find a perfect - looking small tree. But when they bring it home and try to decorate it, they realize it's actually a big bush. It has so many branches that they run out of ornaments. Another could be a story of a Santa Claus at the mall who accidentally sits on a child's toy and it makes a really loud noise, scaring himself and the kids around him.
What are some of the most hilarious funny Christmas shopping stories you've heard?
There was this lady who was shopping for Christmas gifts for her family. She saw a beautiful scarf on sale and thought it would be perfect for her mother. She bought it without really looking closely. When her mother opened it on Christmas, they realized it was actually a dog scarf. It was small and had a little bone pattern on it. They all had a great laugh about it.
What are some easy ESL Christmas stories?
Another story could be about a reindeer named Rudolph who was new to the reindeer team. The other reindeer made fun of his shiny red nose. But on a very foggy Christmas Eve, Rudolph's nose was the only thing that could guide Santa's sleigh through the thick fog. After that, the other reindeer realized his importance and welcomed him as an equal.
What are some of the most hilarious funny methhead stories?
A methhead tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher. He thought it was a great idea since it used water and soap. But all he got was a ruined dishwasher and clothes full of soap suds. He couldn't understand why it didn't work.
What are some of the most hilarious funny megabus stories?
There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.
What are some of the most hilarious funny jail stories?
Well, there was this one time when an inmate accidentally dyed his hair bright pink while trying to make some homemade ink. He thought he could write secret messages with the stuff he made, but instead, he ended up looking like a flamingo. It was really funny, and all the other inmates couldn't stop teasing him about it.