There was a little boy who was so excited to decorate the Christmas tree. He started putting ornaments on, but he thought the dog's chew toys would make great additions too. So, he hung up a couple of old, slobbery dog toys among the beautiful baubles. His parents were quite surprised when they saw it but couldn't help but laugh at his creativity.
There's a story where a Christmas tree in an old, abandoned house is the center of some really terrifying events. Legend has it that every year on Christmas Eve, the tree would light up by itself, not with the warm glow of normal Christmas lights but with a cold, blueish light. People who dared to enter the house claimed to see the ornaments on the tree moving on their own, as if they were alive. It was said that a long - ago tragedy had cursed the tree, and it became a symbol of the house's dark past.
There was this one Christmas when a group of kids decided to play a prank on their grumpy neighbor. They wrapped his entire front yard in toilet paper, making it look like a very strange and rude version of a snow - covered lawn. When he came out, he was fuming at first but then couldn't help but chuckle at their creativity.
There was a story about a family who got a real Christmas tree that seemed to have a 'presence'. Their pets would act very strangely around the tree. They would growl or refuse to go near it. The family members themselves also sometimes felt as if they were being watched when they were near the tree. It was a very spooky situation and they ended up getting rid of the tree earlier than planned.
There was a Christmas party where the host planned to have a real snowman as a decoration. So they made a snowman outside and brought it inside carefully. But as the party got warmer, the snowman started to melt. First its nose (a carrot) fell off, then one of its arms. By the end of the party, all that was left was a puddle and a few sticks. It was a disaster but also really funny in hindsight.
One year, my family decided to have a real Christmas dinner outside in the garden. We set up a big table and chairs. But then a bunch of squirrels showed up. They were so bold! They climbed onto the table and started nibbling at the Christmas cookies. We were all so shocked at first, but then we just laughed. It was like they were uninvited but very cute guests at our Christmas party.
One funny absinthe story is about an artist who claimed that absinthe gave his paintings a wild, otherworldly quality. He would drink a glass before starting a new piece and end up with the most outlandish color combinations and shapes. It was like the absinthe unlocked a creative chaos in his mind.
Sure. One story is about a family who got a real Christmas tree. Their cat was so curious that it climbed up the tree and got stuck among the branches. It took them an hour to carefully get the cat down while the cat just meowed non - stop, which was really hilarious.
One funny church Christmas story is about the nativity play. A little boy was cast as Joseph, but he got so excited that he started ad - libbing lines. Instead of saying his scripted lines, he started talking about how he was going to take Mary and baby Jesus to the best pizza place in Bethlehem. Everyone in the church burst out laughing.
One funny story is about a teacher who decided to dress up as Santa for the class Christmas party. But his fake beard kept falling off. Every time he leaned forward to give a student a gift, it would slip, and the students couldn't stop laughing.
A meme might show the leg lamp from A Christmas Story with a funny saying such as 'The leg lamp: A Christmas Story's most iconic and slightly strange decoration'. It plays on the absurdity of the leg lamp which is so central to the story. Another could be a picture of Ralphie's little brother Randy all bundled up and the text says 'Randy's winter look - when it's too cold even for Christmas cheer'.