What are the most interesting ESL funny Christmas stories you know?
A funny one is when a kid wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real live reindeer. When Christmas morning came and there was no reindeer, the kid was so disappointed that he tried to put antlers on the family cat. It was quite a hilarious sight.
I know a story where a family prepared a big Christmas dinner. They had a turkey and all the trimmings. But the family dog managed to steal the whole turkey when no one was looking. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they couldn't help but laugh at the dog's naughty behavior. They ended up having sandwiches for Christmas dinner instead, and it became a funny family Christmas story that they told every year.
What are the most interesting funny ESL stories you know?
One funny story is about a student who thought 'pregnant' was pronounced as 'pregnent'. When talking about his sister, he said, 'My sister is pregnent'. It was really a hilarious mistake.
What are some of the most hilarious ESL funny Christmas stories?
A really funny ESL Christmas story involves a Christmas gift exchange. A woman thought she was getting a beautiful necklace from her friend. When she opened the box, it was a fake plastic spider. Her friend thought it would be a hilarious joke. The woman screamed so loudly that everyone in the room jumped. Then they all started laughing at the unexpected 'gift'. Another story is about a church choir on Christmas Eve. One of the choir members' phone rang during the performance. And the ringtone was a really loud and silly cartoon song, which completely disrupted the solemn mood and made everyone chuckle.
What are the most interesting funny retail Christmas stories you know?
There was this one store where they had a special offer on Christmas sweaters. A customer came in, tried on a really ugly Christmas sweater with a huge reindeer on it, and then started doing a little dance in the fitting room, saying it made him feel like a 'Christmas disco king'. The staff couldn't stop laughing.
What are the most interesting parts of esl funny ghost stories?
The interaction between the human characters and the ghosts can be really interesting. In some stories, the humans and ghosts end up becoming friends. They might communicate in a funny way, like the ghost using broken English to tell its story. And also, how the ghosts' presence affects the normal situation is interesting. For instance, a ghost that haunts a coffee shop and starts making coffee in a very strange but effective way for the customers. It adds an element of surprise and humor to the story.
What are some interesting ESL funny stories?
One funny ESL story is about a student who confused 'chicken' and 'kitchen'. When the teacher asked what he had for dinner, he said 'I ate kitchen for dinner'. Another is a student who thought 'pregnant' meant 'fat' and told a lady she looked very 'pregnant' when he just wanted to say she was overweight. And there's also the story of a student who mispronounced 'sheet' as 'shit' and caused quite a bit of embarrassment in class.
Can you share some ESL funny Christmas stories?
Sure. One story is about a little boy who was so excited for Christmas that he put his Santa hat on his dog. Then he tried to make the dog sit by the Christmas tree to take a photo, but the dog just chased its tail instead, making everyone laugh.
Can you share some ESL funny Christmas stories?
One funny Christmas story could be about a family who decides to make their own Christmas tree. They go into the woods, find a perfect - looking small tree. But when they bring it home and try to decorate it, they realize it's actually a big bush. It has so many branches that they run out of ornaments. Another could be a story of a Santa Claus at the mall who accidentally sits on a child's toy and it makes a really loud noise, scaring himself and the kids around him.
What are the most interesting funny and crazy stories you know?
There's a story about a woman who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in her coffee. She took a big sip and spat it out all over her new dress. And then she started chasing her cat around the house thinking it was the cat's fault. It was a crazy chain of events that was really funny. This shows how little things can lead to such comical situations. It also reminds us to be more careful, especially when we are half - asleep in the morning and doing routine things like making coffee.
What are the most interesting funny irony stories you know?
A professional photographer who always criticized others for using their phone cameras. He said that real photography could only be done with a high - end camera. However, one time when he was out without his camera and witnessed a truly amazing sunset, he ended up using his phone to take a picture. The photo he took with his phone was actually much better than some of the ones he took with his professional camera.
What are the most interesting kid funny stories you know?
One little girl was given a toy microphone. She thought she was a famous singer. She started singing at the top of her lungs in the middle of the supermarket. Everyone around was amused by her confidence and the off - key singing.