Can you share a popular humorous short story?
There was a frog who went to a bank to get a loan. The teller asked him how he planned to pay it back. The frog pulled out a small porcelain elephant and said, 'This is all I have, but it's a knick - knack, Patty - Whack, give the frog a loan.' The humor lies in the frog's creative and silly attempt at getting a loan. This story is quite popular as it combines an unexpected character (a frog) with a common human situation (getting a loan).
Sure. A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His father replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the father was reading a book when his son came in and said, 'Dad, your cockroach sandwich is getting cold.' It's a short and humorous story about a child's innocent yet gross misunderstanding.
Can you share a short humorous story?
There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, his mother told him to go to bed. He said, 'Mom, I'm waiting for the dinosaurs to come home and tuck me in.' His mom just laughed at his wild imagination.
Can you share a short humorous story?
Well, let me tell you this. There was a dog who thought he was a cat. He would curl up on the sofa and meow. It was hilarious to see him trying to act like a feline!
Can you share a humorous ghost short story?
There was a ghost named Bob. Bob was a very polite ghost. He haunted a library. One day, a young student came in looking for a book on ghosts. Bob decided to help him. He made the book float towards the student. The student was a bit startled at first but then realized Bob was friendly. Bob then followed the student around, giving him little tidbits of ghostly knowledge as the student read the book. It was a rather strange but also very humorous encounter between a human and a helpful ghost.
Can you share some humorous short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some short humorous stories?
One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
Can you share some humorous short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share the 10 most humorous short stories?
Sure. Here is one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one could be a man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor says, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but it's obvious you're not seeing Daffy Duck.'
Can you share some humorous short ghost stories?
Sure. Here is one. A ghost was trying to scare a man in an old house. The man was eating a sandwich and just looked at the ghost and said, 'You're late for lunch. There's only half a sandwich left.' And the ghost was so surprised that it disappeared.
Can you share some humorous ghost short stories?
Sure. There was a ghost who was a terrible cook. He haunted an old kitchen, and whenever he tried to make 'ghostly' treats, like ectoplasm pancakes, they always turned out lumpy and gooey. His spooky friends would come over and pretend to enjoy them, but really they were just being polite.
Can you share some short humorous Christmas stories?
Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until he finally freed himself, but his beard was all askew and he had soot all over his face, making the kids giggle when they saw him.