A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and... cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know; I was born with them.' This is a simple yet funny joke story that plays on the idea of the bear's unexpected way of speaking.
There was this guy who always prayed to win the lottery. One day he cried out, 'God, why don't I ever win the lottery?' And a voice from above said, 'Meet me halfway and buy a ticket first.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here is one. A Bengali man went to a new city. He asked a local for directions to the nearest tea stall. The local said, 'Go straight and turn left at the big banyan tree.' The Bengali man replied, 'But in our Bengal, we have so many banyan trees that we name them to tell directions!'
Here's one. An Irishman walks out of a bar. Yes, that's the whole joke. It plays on the expectation that there should be more to the story but the simplicity of it is the humor.
Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This is a simple but funny joke. The play on words is that 'turned into' can mean physically transform but here it means he just entered the store in a humorous way.
There was a man who went to a pet store. He asked the clerk if he had any parrots. The clerk said yes, and showed him a beautiful parrot. The man asked, 'Does it talk?' The clerk said, 'Sure, who do you think you're talking to?' This joke is funny because it tricks the listener into thinking the clerk is just being sassy, but then you realize he's actually referring to the parrot in a clever way. It has a bit of a story setup that makes the punchline more effective.
Once there was a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This joke tells a little story about a snail's encounter with turtles. The snail's slowness is contrasted with the idea of things happening 'fast' which is ironic and humorous.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transforming and entering. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story - the magician's journey down the street that led to this unexpected 'transformation'.
Sure. Here's a joke from it. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
There was a couple in a Hindi love story. The boy said, 'Meri dil ki dhadkan sirf tumhare liye behti hai.' (My heart beats only for you.) The girl laughed and said, 'Toh dil ka check - up karwa lo, shayad kuch problem ho.' (Then get your heart checked, maybe there is some problem.)
Here's an Irish joke. Paddy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in me eye when I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.' Another story could be about an Irish leprechaun who was always up to mischief in the village. He would move things around and make the villagers think they were going crazy. One day, a young lad caught him in the act and they became friends, and the leprechaun started using his magic for good, like making the crops grow better.