In a Hindi village, there was a barber. One day a customer said, 'Make me look like a movie star.' The barber started shaving his head completely. When the customer saw himself, he was shocked. The barber said, 'Now you look like a bald movie star!' This made everyone around laugh. Well, in Hindi movies, there are some actors who are bald and still very popular. So the barber thought he was being creative.
A man went to a Hindi magician. He said, 'I want you to make my dog disappear.' The magician said, 'Sure, but it will cost you 100 rupees.' The man paid. The magician then took a big cloth, put it over the dog, said some magic words, and then removed the cloth. The dog was still there. The magician said, 'Your dog didn't disappear because it was too attached to you. Try to be a bit more detached next time.' The man was so angry but it was also quite funny.
There is a Hindi story about a donkey. The donkey thought he was very smart. One day, he saw a horse running fast and pulling a cart. The donkey thought, 'I can do that too.' So he went and tried to pull the cart. But instead of running straight, he went in circles. The owner of the cart said, 'You are not a horse, you silly donkey!' This is a simple yet funny joke within a Hindi - story context.
Here's a funny one. A Scottish man walks into a pub and orders a whisky. The bartender says, 'That'll be 3 pounds.' The Scotsman says, '3 pounds? I could get a whole bottle for that at the shop down the road!' The bartender says, 'Well, you can go there then.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, but I don't have a glass there.'
Okay. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. This simple play on words is easy for kids to get and can make them giggle.
Here's a good one. A Filipino was at a restaurant and ordered a steak. When the steak came, it was really small. He said to the waiter, 'Ay, this steak is so small, it looks like it came from a mouse, not a cow!' Another joke is about two Filipinos arguing about who was the stronger. One said, 'I can carry a sack of rice on my back all day!' The other said, 'That's nothing. I can carry my mother - in - law on my back all day and she never stops talking!'
In a Hindi family, the grandmother was always nagging the grandson to study. One day, the grandson said, 'Grandma, if bookworms are so smart, why are they still in the books?' Grandma was left speechless for a while. Then she said, 'Because they are too busy reading to come out!'
There was a villager in a Hindi - speaking area. He went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. He got in and when it moved up, he started shouting, 'Oh, this box is taking me to heaven!' When it stopped at a floor, he said, 'Thank God, I'm not dead yet.'
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Here is a joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.