Here's a story. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This is funny as it gives an unexpected view of slow - moving snails and turtles, and the idea of a snail being mugged by turtles is quite silly in a kid - friendly way. The snail's response about it all happening so fast is a great punchline as it contrasts with the slow nature of these animals.
Okay. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. This simple play on words is easy for kids to get and can make them giggle.
One more. A little girl was talking to her teacher. The teacher said, 'Name two pronouns.' The girl replied, 'Who? Me?' This is a humorous and simple joke for kids. It plays on the idea of pronouns in a very basic and relatable way that kids in a classroom setting can understand and find funny.
You can find them in children's joke books. There are many available at local bookstores or libraries. These books are filled with all kinds of kid - friendly jokes that are both funny and clean.
Well, here is a joke story. Little Johnny asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' Dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' After dinner, Dad asked, 'Now, son, what did you want to ask me?' Johnny said, 'Oh, nothing much. There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.'
Sure! Here's one. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish! It's a simple play on words that kids find really funny.
Here's a funny one. A Scottish man walks into a pub and orders a whisky. The bartender says, 'That'll be 3 pounds.' The Scotsman says, '3 pounds? I could get a whole bottle for that at the shop down the road!' The bartender says, 'Well, you can go there then.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, but I don't have a glass there.'
In a Hindi village, there was a barber. One day a customer said, 'Make me look like a movie star.' The barber started shaving his head completely. When the customer saw himself, he was shocked. The barber said, 'Now you look like a bald movie star!' This made everyone around laugh. Well, in Hindi movies, there are some actors who are bald and still very popular. So the barber thought he was being creative.
Here's a good one. A Filipino was at a restaurant and ordered a steak. When the steak came, it was really small. He said to the waiter, 'Ay, this steak is so small, it looks like it came from a mouse, not a cow!' Another joke is about two Filipinos arguing about who was the stronger. One said, 'I can carry a sack of rice on my back all day!' The other said, 'That's nothing. I can carry my mother - in - law on my back all day and she never stops talking!'
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Here is a joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.