What are some good jokes or funny stories to tell at a party?
There's this great joke. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Simple but funny.
Here's one more. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' This joke is fun because of the unexpected bear's response.
A funny story could be about a man who went to the doctor. The doctor said, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The man said, 'Why?' The doctor replied, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' It's a bit cheeky but always gets a laugh at parties.
Tell me some really good funny jokes, riddles from 'funny jokes riddles and stories'
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.
What are some good jokes and funny stories?
One joke is: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Simple and easy to remember, right?
Tell some halloween jokes and funny stories.
Joke: What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand - witch! Here's a funny story. There was a group of kids on Halloween. One of them was dressed as a mummy but he wrapped himself up so much that he couldn't move well. When they went to cross the street, he got stuck in the middle and the cars had to stop. Everyone was laughing while they helped him get to the other side.
Tell me some really good daily jokes funny stories.
Here's a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.
Tell me some good jokes or two - sentence funny stories.
Joke: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. As for a two - sentence funny story: A man tried to catch some fog. He mist. Another one could be: A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
Tell some funny dirty jokes short stories.
Jokes with dirty content are inappropriate, so I can't provide them. But I can tell you a funny clean short story. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and asked his father, 'Dad, what are those things under the penguin?' His father replied, 'Those are its feet.' The little boy was confused and said, 'But they look like flippers to me!'
Tell me some funny Frankenstein jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!
Tell some funny dirty sex jokes stories.
Sharing such jokes and stories involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant answers.
Tell me some Bisaya funny jokes stories.
Here is one. A Bisaya man went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator. When he got in, he said, 'This small room must be very angry all the time going up and down like this!'
Tell some clean and funny turkey jokes and stories
Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.