Tell me some really good daily jokes funny stories.
A funny story: A tourist asked a local, 'Is this town a nice place to live?' The local replied, 'Well, it was until all these strangers started moving in.' It's a bit of a tongue - in - cheek story showing different perspectives. Also, a joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Here's a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.
There was once a man who loved collecting antiques. One day, he found a really old lamp in a flea market. He rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, 'I'll grant you three wishes, but your ex - wife will get double.' The man thought for a while and said, 'First, I want a billion dollars.' The genie said, 'Your ex - wife will get two billion.' Then the man said, 'Second, I want a huge mansion.' The genie said, 'Your ex - wife will get two huge mansions.' Finally, the man said, 'For my third wish, beat me half to death.' This story has a humorous twist at the end which makes it quite funny.
Tell me some really good funny jokes, riddles from 'funny jokes riddles and stories'
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.
Tell me some really funny diet jokes and stories please.
Joke: I'm on a 30 - day diet. So far I've lost 15 days. Story: A girl decided to go on a diet and she threw out all the junk food in her house. But then she realized she had thrown out her roommate's stash too and had to deal with an angry roommate.
Tell me some really funny Christmas jokes and short stories for kids.
Short story: There was a Christmas elf named Bob. He was in charge of painting all the toy cars red. But one day, he accidentally used green paint. When Santa saw the green cars, he laughed and said they could be special Christmas edition cars for naughty kids. Bob felt relieved and everyone had a good laugh about it.
Can you tell me some really hilarious baseball jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.
Can you tell me some really funny Christmas stories from jokes?
A joke that can be turned into a story is about Rudolph. What do you call Rudolph with an ear infection? Anything you want. He can't say no because he can't hear you! Imagine Rudolph trying to lead the sleigh with an ear infection and being all confused while Santa is shouting directions. It's quite a humorous image.
Tell me some good jokes or two - sentence funny stories.
Joke: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. As for a two - sentence funny story: A man tried to catch some fog. He mist. Another one could be: A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
Tell me some funny Frankenstein jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!
Tell me some Bisaya funny jokes stories.
Here is one. A Bisaya man went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator. When he got in, he said, 'This small room must be very angry all the time going up and down like this!'
Tell me some funny dirty jokes stories.
Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.
Tell me some Easter jokes and funny stories.
Here is an Easter joke. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? Because it might crack up!