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Can you share another funny old man joke story?

2024-11-25 05:22
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2024-11-25 07:18

An old man was at the grocery store. He picked up a box of cereal and asked the cashier, 'How much is this?' The cashier told him the price. The old man said, 'That's too much. I remember when this used to cost a quarter.' The cashier said, 'Well, sir, things have changed.' The old man replied, 'Yes, they have. And I don't like it one bit. Back in my day, everything was cheaper and better.' And he walked out of the store still grumbling about the price of cereal, which was quite a humorous sight.

Can you share another funny summer joke story?

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2024-12-04 03:13

A bear was sitting in his cave during a hot summer day. He said, 'It's so warm, I think I'll go for a swim.' So he walked to the nearby lake. As he got in the water, he shouted, 'This is not a pool, it's a warm bath!'

Tell me a funny old man joke story.

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2024-11-25 04:35

An old man was sitting on his porch when a young boy came by. The old man said, 'I used to be able to jump over that fence right there when I was your age.' The boy looked at the tall fence and said, 'You must have been really good at jumping, sir.' The old man just chuckled and said, 'Well, actually, the fence was a lot shorter back then!'

Can you share another very funny joke from a Hindi story?

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2024-12-03 02:29

Sure. In a Hindi story, a fox was trying to catch a rabbit. The fox said, 'Dear rabbit, I'm so old and weak. I haven't eaten in days. Please come closer so I can see you better.' The rabbit replied, 'Oh fox, I'm so sorry for you. But I'm a doctor, and I can't come too close as I might catch your illness!' It's a funny way of the rabbit outsmarting the fox.

Can you share a funny joke story?

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2024-11-20 14:37

There was a guy who named his dog 'Stay'. He used to say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' It was really funny. One day, the dog ran away and he kept shouting 'Stay! Come here, Stay!' But of course, the dog didn't listen.

Can you share a short funny joke story?

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2024-12-12 15:14

There was a boy who was very cold. His mother asked him, 'Are you chilly?' He replied, 'No, I'm chilly - free.' This is a short and funny joke as it uses a play on the word 'chilly' and the made - up word 'chilly - free' to create humor.

Share another Florida man funny story.

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2024-12-04 19:21

A Florida man was caught on camera trying to ride a wild pig. He thought it would be like riding a horse but the pig had other ideas. It ran around in circles and finally threw him off into a muddy puddle.

Can you share some army joke or funny story?

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2024-11-26 12:38

In an army base, there was a cook who was known for his really bad cooking. One day, the general came for an inspection. He tasted the food and said, 'This tastes like something the enemy would use as a weapon!' The cook replied, 'Sir, in that case, we should win every battle easily then!'

Can you share a popular Bisaya funny joke story?

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2024-11-20 08:57

Sure. A Bisaya boy was asked to count the chickens. He counted, 'One, two, three... ten. Oh no! There are too many legs. Some chickens must be wearing pants!'

Share a funny christmas joke story.

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2024-11-14 20:16

The elves were having a Christmas party. One elf drank too much eggnog and started singing really loudly. Another elf said, 'You're so noisy! Santa will hear you!' The drunk elf replied, 'Good! I want to ask him for a raise!'

Can you share some funny old man stories?

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2024-11-09 07:14

Well, there's a story about an old man who loved gardening. He was so into it that he would talk to his plants all day. One time, his neighbor's dog got into his garden and he chased it around, yelling at it in a very funny, high - pitched voice. The dog was so scared that it ran straight back home, and the old man just laughed and went back to his plants.

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