Can you share some army joke or funny story?
In an army base, there was a cook who was known for his really bad cooking. One day, the general came for an inspection. He tasted the food and said, 'This tastes like something the enemy would use as a weapon!' The cook replied, 'Sir, in that case, we should win every battle easily then!'
What are some classic army joke or funny story?
A soldier was asked to clean the rifles. He spent hours on it. When his sergeant checked, he found that the soldier had polished the rifle so much that it was blindingly shiny. The sergeant said, 'Son, we want clean rifles, not disco balls!'
Share a funny christmas joke story.
The elves were having a Christmas party. One elf drank too much eggnog and started singing really loudly. Another elf said, 'You're so noisy! Santa will hear you!' The drunk elf replied, 'Good! I want to ask him for a raise!'
Can you share a funny joke story?
There was a guy who named his dog 'Stay'. He used to say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' It was really funny. One day, the dog ran away and he kept shouting 'Stay! Come here, Stay!' But of course, the dog didn't listen.
Can you share a short funny joke story?
There was a boy who was very cold. His mother asked him, 'Are you chilly?' He replied, 'No, I'm chilly - free.' This is a short and funny joke as it uses a play on the word 'chilly' and the made - up word 'chilly - free' to create humor.
Funny sex joke stories to share
Another one is about a bear. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' It's a clean and funny joke.
Funny short joke stories to share
Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Hail and Farewell Army Funny Story: Share some hilarious army experiences.
Once in the army, there was a drill sergeant who had a really strange way of shouting commands. Instead of the normal, stern voice, he would accidentally raise his pitch when he got excited, making him sound like a squeaky toy. It was so funny that the soldiers had a hard time keeping a straight face during drills.
Can you share another funny summer joke story?
A bear was sitting in his cave during a hot summer day. He said, 'It's so warm, I think I'll go for a swim.' So he walked to the nearby lake. As he got in the water, he shouted, 'This is not a pool, it's a warm bath!'
Share a funny St Patrick's Day joke story.
A group of friends were celebrating St Patrick's Day. One of them, wearing a big green hat, said, 'I bet I can make a leprechaun appear.' Everyone laughed. He then started chanting some made - up spell. Suddenly, a small dog ran in wearing a green bandana. The friend said, 'Well, that's close enough!'
Can you share a popular Bisaya funny joke story?
Sure. A Bisaya boy was asked to count the chickens. He counted, 'One, two, three... ten. Oh no! There are too many legs. Some chickens must be wearing pants!'