Do you know any a cute short funny stories about animals?
Once there was a group of ducks walking in a line. One duck at the end of the line was constantly quacking and seemed to be complaining. The duck in front of it finally turned around and said, 'Will you be quiet? We're all walking the same way!' The annoyed look on the complaining duck's face was really hilarious.
Yes. There was a dog that loved to howl at the moon every night. One night, the moon was hidden behind the clouds. The dog still howled, but then it stopped and looked around, as if wondering where the moon went. It was really cute. After a while, when the moon peeked out again, the dog started howling even louder, as if scolding the moon for disappearing.
A little bird was learning to fly. It flapped its wings and took off from the branch, but it didn't go very far and landed on the ground. A squirrel nearby said, 'You call that flying?' The bird replied, 'Well, it's a start!' And then it tried again, this time flying a bit further. The squirrel just shook its head and went back to collecting nuts. It's a simple but funny story about an animal's determination.
Do you know any short cute funny stories about animals?
Yes. A hedgehog got rolled up into a ball and then couldn't figure out how to unroll quickly when it realized there was no danger. A baby goat tried to climb a tree like a cat, but it just kept slipping down, which was really cute. There was also a fish that would swim in circles whenever music was played near its tank.
Do you know any really funny random short stories about animals?
A group of animals were having a party in the forest. The deer said, 'I can run really fast.' The rabbit said, 'I can jump really high.' Then the sloth said, very slowly, 'I... can... save... a... lot... of... energy...' Everyone just stared at it for a while and then burst out laughing.
Do you know any funny lazy stories about animals?
Yes. A lazy dog once saw its ball roll under the couch. Instead of getting up and retrieving it, it just lay there, looking at the ball pitifully. It seemed to be waiting for the ball to magically roll back to it. It was hilarious to see how lazy it was.
Do you know any some funny stories about animals?
A group of ducks once walked into a grocery store. They waddled around, quacking. The store owner was so surprised that he just watched them for a while. They seemed to be looking for something, and finally they left after not finding what they were looking for. It was really a hilarious sight.
Do you have any short funny stories about animals?
A cat goes to the vet. The vet says 'I'm sorry, but we're going to have to put you down.' The cat says 'Why? I'm fine!' The vet says 'Because you're a cat, and cats are evil.' The cat says 'But I'm a nice cat!' The vet says 'Sorry, but it's the law.'
Do you know any very funny real stories about animals?
I heard of a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a fire alarm. One day, it started making that sound and the whole house was in chaos. The owners were running around looking for a fire until they realized it was just the parrot. It was quite a scene, with everyone panicking and the parrot just sitting there looking innocent.
What are some cute funny short bedtime stories about animals?
A duckling once thought he could fly like a bird. He flapped his little wings as hard as he could and ran towards a small pond. But instead of flying, he landed right in the water with a big splash. His mother and siblings giggled. After that, he was so tired that he fell asleep quickly at bedtime.
Do you have any short happy funny true stories about animals?
Yes. There's a story about a dog. A neighbor's dog once chased its own tail for a good five minutes. It was running around in circles, barking happily as if it was on a very important mission. Finally, it caught its tail, looked a bit confused for a second, and then just lay down as if nothing had happened. It was really funny.
Do you know any Canadian snow funny story about animals?
In a Canadian forest, a group of squirrels had stored their nuts in the ground before the snow. But when the snow came, they couldn't remember exactly where. So they were seen digging all over the place in the snow, making little tunnels and popping up in the most unexpected spots. It was like a crazy treasure hunt for them and very amusing to observe.
Do you know any funny short Xmas stories about kids?
Sure. There was a little girl who thought that Santa Claus lived at the North Pole mall. So on Christmas Eve, she dragged her parents to the mall and started looking for Santa's house. When she realized there was no house, she told Santa, who was there for photos, that he should move to a real house. It was really cute.