Do you have any short funny stories about animals?
A cat goes to the vet. The vet says 'I'm sorry, but we're going to have to put you down.' The cat says 'Why? I'm fine!' The vet says 'Because you're a cat, and cats are evil.' The cat says 'But I'm a nice cat!' The vet says 'Sorry, but it's the law.'
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My wife left me.' The bartender says 'Why?' The horse says 'She said I was too much of a nag.'
Do you have any short happy funny true stories about animals?
Yes. There's a story about a dog. A neighbor's dog once chased its own tail for a good five minutes. It was running around in circles, barking happily as if it was on a very important mission. Finally, it caught its tail, looked a bit confused for a second, and then just lay down as if nothing had happened. It was really funny.
Do you know any a cute short funny stories about animals?
Yes. There was a dog that loved to howl at the moon every night. One night, the moon was hidden behind the clouds. The dog still howled, but then it stopped and looked around, as if wondering where the moon went. It was really cute. After a while, when the moon peeked out again, the dog started howling even louder, as if scolding the moon for disappearing.
Do you know any short cute funny stories about animals?
Yes. A hedgehog got rolled up into a ball and then couldn't figure out how to unroll quickly when it realized there was no danger. A baby goat tried to climb a tree like a cat, but it just kept slipping down, which was really cute. There was also a fish that would swim in circles whenever music was played near its tank.
Do you have any crazy funny true stories about animals?
I heard about a goat that managed to get into a small car. It honked the horn and scared the owner when they came back. Apparently, the goat was attracted by a bag of food left in the car. The owner had to call for help to get the goat out, and it was a really crazy situation.
Do you know any really funny random short stories about animals?
A group of animals were having a party in the forest. The deer said, 'I can run really fast.' The rabbit said, 'I can jump really high.' Then the sloth said, very slowly, 'I... can... save... a... lot... of... energy...' Everyone just stared at it for a while and then burst out laughing.
Do you know any funny lazy stories about animals?
Yes. A lazy dog once saw its ball roll under the couch. Instead of getting up and retrieving it, it just lay there, looking at the ball pitifully. It seemed to be waiting for the ball to magically roll back to it. It was hilarious to see how lazy it was.
Do you know any some funny stories about animals?
A group of ducks once walked into a grocery store. They waddled around, quacking. The store owner was so surprised that he just watched them for a while. They seemed to be looking for something, and finally they left after not finding what they were looking for. It was really a hilarious sight.
Do you have any funny catchy nosy story about animals?
Yes. A group of nosy geese once saw a turtle with a strange - looking shell. It had some kind of pattern on it that the geese found really interesting. They started to make a lot of noise, which was a very catchy cackling sound. One of the geese got too nosy and pecked at the turtle's shell. The turtle quickly withdrew into its shell. But then, when the turtle slowly peeked out again, it made a funny face at the geese. The geese were so startled that they flew away in a hurry, still making their cackling noise. It was a funny incident that was all due to the geese's nosiness.
Do you know any very funny real stories about animals?
I heard of a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a fire alarm. One day, it started making that sound and the whole house was in chaos. The owners were running around looking for a fire until they realized it was just the parrot. It was quite a scene, with everyone panicking and the parrot just sitting there looking innocent.
Do you have a long funny story about animals?
Sure. There was a cat who thought it was a dog. It would try to bark at the mailman every day. One day, it chased a squirrel like a dog would. But when the squirrel climbed a tree, the cat got stuck halfway up the tree. It meowed for help like crazy. The owner had to call the fire department. When the firefighters came, they were amused to see a cat acting like a dog in distress. They rescued the cat, and from then on, the cat still tried to be a dog but was a bit more careful about chasing things up trees.