Do you know any really funny senior short stories about friendship?
Two senior friends were fishing. One said, 'I bet I can catch more fish than you today.' The other replied, 'You're on!' As the day went on, the first one caught a few fish, but the second one didn't catch any. When the first one asked why, the second said, 'I'm waiting for the fish to get old enough so they can't swim away as fast!' This shows the light - hearted banter that can exist between senior friends.
There were two elderly ladies who were friends. One day, they went shopping. One of them saw a very large hat and put it on. She asked her friend, 'How do I look?' Her friend replied, 'Like a lampshade that's come to life!' They both burst into laughter. Their friendship was full of these kind of humorous exchanges that made their days more enjoyable.
Yes. There were two old friends. One of them was hard of hearing. The other one told a joke, and when the hard - of - hearing friend didn't laugh, he repeated it louder. Still no laugh. So he shouted the joke at the top of his lungs. Finally, the hard - of - hearing friend said, 'I've heard this one before, I just wanted to see how loud you could get!'
Do you know any really funny senior citizens stories?
Yes. I heard about an elderly gentleman who decided to try skateboarding for the first time in his life. He got on the skateboard, pushed off a bit, and then immediately fell flat on his back. He got up, dusted himself off, and said he was too old for that 'new - fangled' sport.
Do you know any really funny short police stories?
Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'
Do you know any really funny random short stories about animals?
A group of animals were having a party in the forest. The deer said, 'I can run really fast.' The rabbit said, 'I can jump really high.' Then the sloth said, very slowly, 'I... can... save... a... lot... of... energy...' Everyone just stared at it for a while and then burst out laughing.
Do you know any really good short jokes and funny stories?
Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Story: There was a teacher who was teaching her class about the circulation of the blood. She said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
Do you know any really funny love stories?
Yes. A boy tried to serenade his girlfriend outside her window. But he got the wrong window and ended up singing to an old lady. The old lady was so amused that she called the girl and told her to come and get her 'knight in shining armor'.
Do you know any funny short Xmas stories about kids?
Sure. There was a little girl who thought that Santa Claus lived at the North Pole mall. So on Christmas Eve, she dragged her parents to the mall and started looking for Santa's house. When she realized there was no house, she told Santa, who was there for photos, that he should move to a real house. It was really cute.
Do you know any short funny crime stories about pickpockets?
There was a pickpocket at a crowded fair. He slipped his hand into a man's pocket but found only a bunch of feathers. Turns out the man was a poultry farmer and had some feathers in his pocket for some reason. The pickpocket was so disappointed.
Do you know any a cute short funny stories about animals?
Yes. There was a dog that loved to howl at the moon every night. One night, the moon was hidden behind the clouds. The dog still howled, but then it stopped and looked around, as if wondering where the moon went. It was really cute. After a while, when the moon peeked out again, the dog started howling even louder, as if scolding the moon for disappearing.
Do you know any short cute funny stories about animals?
Yes. A hedgehog got rolled up into a ball and then couldn't figure out how to unroll quickly when it realized there was no danger. A baby goat tried to climb a tree like a cat, but it just kept slipping down, which was really cute. There was also a fish that would swim in circles whenever music was played near its tank.
Do you know any short funny childhood stories about siblings?
Yes. My sister and I once had a competition to see who could jump the highest. I was so determined to win that I jumped really hard, but I landed on my bottom. My sister laughed so hard that she fell over too. It was a really silly moment.