Can you share a 'one for me one for you' type of funny story?
There were two neighbors. One had a big apple tree and the other didn't. When the apples were ripe, the neighbor with the tree said, 'One for me, one for you.' as he gave some apples to his neighbor. The neighbor without the tree wanted to do something in return. So, he made a delicious apple pie with those apples and shared half of it with the neighbor who gave him the apples. They both laughed at how the 'one for me one for you' had turned into a delicious exchange.
Can you share one funny story?
Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist asked him to open his mouth wide. But the man was so nervous that he started making funny animal noises instead of just opening his mouth. The dentist was so confused at first but then couldn't help laughing.
Heres a really funny story. Can you share one with me?
There was a parrot in a pet store. A customer asked the owner if the parrot could talk. The owner said, 'Sure, he can.' So the customer said to the parrot, 'How are you today?' The parrot just stared at him. The customer tried again, 'Can you say something?' The parrot still didn't respond. Then the owner said, 'Oh, I forgot to mention, he's a little shy. He doesn't talk when strangers are around.' Just then, the parrot said, 'I'm not shy, I just don't like the way you look!'
Tell me a 'one for me one for you' funny story.
Once upon a time, there were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They found a box of chocolates. Tom said, 'One for me, one for you.' But Jerry was so greedy that every time Tom took one, Jerry took two. Tom got a bit angry but then had an idea. He started telling really lame jokes while taking the chocolates. Jerry was laughing so hard that he didn't notice Tom taking more chocolates. In the end, they both ended up with a tummy ache from eating too many chocolates, but they also had a great time with their little chocolate war.
Can you share a one line funny story?
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Funny Masturbation Story: Can You Share One?
Masturbation is a private and often inappropriate topic to share in a humorous way, so I can't provide such a story. We should focus on positive, healthy and respectful topics like funny travel experiences or interesting hobbies.
Looking for a funny story. Can you share one?
Well, here's a funny one. A man decided to go camping all by himself. He set up his tent near a river. At night, he heard strange noises outside. Scared, he grabbed his flashlight and peeked out. There was a raccoon trying to open his cooler. The raccoon then looked at him as if to say 'What? I'm hungry!' and that made the man laugh instead of being scared.
Funny Kid Scary Story: Can you share one?
Sure. There was a kid named Timmy. One night, he heard strange noises coming from his closet. When he opened it, a small shadowy figure with glowing eyes hissed at him. He quickly slammed the door and ran to his parents' room. But when they went back to check, there was nothing there. But Timmy knew what he saw, and from that night on, he always slept with a night - light.
Funny, its snowing story. Can you share one?
Once upon a time, it was snowing heavily. A little boy named Tom was so excited. He ran outside immediately, without even putting on his proper coat. He started making snow angels in the front yard. His dog, Max, joined him and was jumping around in the snow, leaving paw prints everywhere. Tom then decided to build a snowman. He rolled the snowballs with great effort and finally made a big, lumpy snowman. He used stones for the eyes and a carrot for the nose. It was a simple but very funny snowing story.
Hindi Funny Short Story: Can you share one?
Sure. Once there was a lazy man in a Hindi village. He was so lazy that when his neighbor's goat entered his yard, instead of chasing it out, he lay down next to it and waited for the neighbor to come get it. When the neighbor arrived, he said, 'Your goat came to visit me, and I didn't want to be rude by sending it away alone!'
Can you share one more funny Ithaca story?
Sure. There is a small grocery store in Ithaca. One day, a cat wandered in. It walked up and down the aisles, rubbing against the legs of the shoppers. It finally found a bag of cat treats and started meowing loudly until the store owner opened it for the cat. The cat ate a few treats right there in the middle of the store and then left as if it had just done its shopping. It was quite a comical sight for everyone there.