Tell me a funny fart dating story.
I had a date at a park. We were sitting on a bench and I ate some beans earlier without realizing. All of a sudden, I felt a build - up and then, well, a fart slipped out. I was so embarrassed but my date just smiled and said 'It happens to all of us.' Then we started joking about how our bodies can be so unpredictable on dates. We became closer because of that shared, silly moment.
Well, once on a date at a quiet coffee shop. I was really nervous and accidentally let out a little fart when I shifted in my seat. My date heard it and started laughing. We both ended up laughing so hard that the whole awkwardness just disappeared and we had a great time chatting after that.
There was this one date at a fancy restaurant. I was trying to be all proper but as I reached for my glass, I tooted. I was mortified. But my date was really cool. He told me a story about how he once had a similar embarrassing moment at a job interview. We ended up spending hours at the restaurant, sharing our most embarrassing stories and having a lot of fun.
Tell me a fart funny story.
There was a man who went to a very quiet library. He sat down and suddenly, he had a fart that was long and loud. It was so unexpected that all the people around him stared at him in shock, and then they couldn't help but laugh. He was so embarrassed that he quickly left the library.
Tell me a funny craigslist fart story.
Well, once there was a guy on Craigslist who was selling his old couch. A potential buyer came over to check it out. As they were discussing the price, the seller accidentally let out a really loud fart. He was so embarrassed, but the buyer just burst out laughing. In the end, the buyer still bought the couch at a discounted price, saying it was for the 'entertainment value' of that fart.
Tell me the misha collins funny fart story.
I'm not sure specifically which 'Misha Collins funny fart story' you mean. There could be some anecdotes shared at cons or among fans. Maybe it was a time when he made a funny face or comment after accidentally farting during a light - hearted moment on set? But without more context, it's hard to tell the exact story.
Tell me a short funny dating story.
There was a date where the guy took the girl to a mini - golf place. He was trying to show off his skills but ended up hitting the ball into a little pond five times. The girl found it hilarious and they ended up having a really fun time just goofing around.
Tell me some funny fart stories.
There was a time during a family dinner. My little cousin thought it would be funny to pretend that the dog had farted. He made a really loud noise under the table and then pointed at the dog. We all knew it was him, and we couldn't stop laughing.
Tell a funny girl fart story.
Once there was a girl named Lily. She was in a very quiet library. All of a sudden, she let out a tiny, but really funny - sounding fart. Her face turned bright red as she looked around nervously, hoping no one had noticed. But her friend sitting next to her started to giggle uncontrollably, which made Lily start to laugh too, despite her embarrassment.
Tell a funny girl fart story.
Once there was a girl named Lily. She was at a very quiet library. Suddenly, she couldn't hold in a little fart. It made a really quiet but funny squeaking sound. She blushed furiously and looked around nervously, but luckily no one seemed to notice. It was a small moment of embarrassment that she still laughs about now.
Tell me a funny girl sleepover fart incident.
One time at a girl sleepover, a girl had a lot of junk food before bed. During the night, she had a really smelly fart. The smell was so strong that we all started coughing and complaining in a funny way. She quickly opened the window to let the fresh air in. We still tease her about it every time we get together.
Tell me some funny greentext fart stories.
Once there was a greentext that said a guy let out a really loud fart during a silent study session at the library. Everyone turned around and stared at him, but he just pretended like nothing happened and went back to reading. It was so funny.
Tell me some funny fart stories from BuzzFeed.
Well, once there was a story on BuzzFeed about a guy who accidentally let out a really loud fart during a very quiet moment in a library. Everyone stared at him and he turned so red. It was hilarious.