The following long joke: Why do vampires drink? Because they didn't want to die under the sun. Why do werewolves have no hair? Because they were afraid of being pricked by their hair. Why do elves dance? Because they want you to go bankrupt. Why don't zombies like to watch movies? Because they only knew how to say "Hahaha"(laugh). Why did the monster go to the bar? Because they wanted to drink and not be scared by other monsters.