I'm looking for a long cold joke!
The following long joke: Why do vampires drink? Because they didn't want to die under the sun. Why do werewolves have no hair? Because they were afraid of being pricked by their hair. Why do elves dance? Because they want you to go bankrupt. Why don't zombies like to watch movies? Because they only knew how to say "Hahaha"(laugh). Why did the monster go to the bar? Because they wanted to drink and not be scared by other monsters.
I'm looking for the most classic cold joke, short one.
A cat girl and a rabbit got lost in the forest, so they began to search the forest. Suddenly, they heard a loud noise and ran in the direction of the sound. At this time, a bear appeared in front of them and asked them,"Are you looking for me?" The cat girl and the rabbit replied,"No, we are looking for our cat friend and rabbit friend." The bear said,"are you sure you have cats and rabbits?" "No, we're not sure, but we have a lot of things to take," answered the cat. The bear thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let me take you there.". Hence, the bear brought the cat girl and the rabbit to search. When they arrived at an orchard, the bear said,"Wait here. I'll go find some fruit." A few minutes later the bear came back and said,"you looked like you needed some fruit, so I brought some." The cat girl and the rabbit said,"Thank you, but we haven't found our cat friend and rabbit friend yet." The bear said,"are you sure you have cats and rabbits?" "No, we're not sure, but we have a lot of things to take," answered the cat. The bear thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let me take you there.". Hence, the bear brought the cat girl and the rabbit to continue searching. When they reached a forest, the bear said,"wait here. I'll go find some birds." A few minutes later the bear came back and said,"you looked like you needed some birds, so I brought some." The cat girl and the rabbit said,"Thank you, but we haven't found our cat friend and rabbit friend yet." The bear said,"are you sure you have cats and rabbits?" "No, we're not sure, but we have a lot of things to take," answered the cat. The bear thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let me take you there.". Hence, the bear brought the cat girl and the rabbit to continue searching. When they reached the last place, the bear said,"wait here. I'll go find some fish." A few minutes later the bear came back and said,"you looked like you needed some fish, so I brought some." The cat girl and the rabbit said,"Thank you, but we haven't found our cat friend and rabbit friend yet." The bear said,"are you sure you have cats and rabbits?" "No, we're not sure, but we have a lot of things to take," answered the cat. The bear thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let me take you there.". Hence, the bear brought the cat girl and the rabbit to continue searching. At last, when the bear found the cat girl and the rabbit, he said,"you've finally found them. Now you can go find your friends." The cat girl and the rabbit said,"Okay, we've found them. Let's go find them."
I'm looking for a funny joke with a routine.
The biggest bubble in history burst, but no one expected it to become the biggest asset in history. I used to think that I was a special person until I met more people, only to find that I was just a special ordinary person. There was a man who said he didn't want to be a hero, only a bear. Later, the facts showed that he really wanted to be a bear. I used to think that I would be happy forever, until I met sadness, I found that I would be sad forever. There was a man who said that he liked loneliness until he met another person and realized that he didn't like loneliness. I used to think that I was very mature until I met a child, only to find that I was still very childish. The biggest joke in history happened, but no one remembered it because it was too stupid. I used to think that I was very strong until I encountered difficulties, only to find that I actually collapsed easily. There was a man who said that he liked sports until he met yoga and realized that he didn't like sports. I used to think that love was very important, until I met love, only to find that it was not as important as I thought.
I'm looking for an ancient joke, thank you!
Gufeng Duanzi was a literary work that usually used ancient Chinese expressions to narrate from a modern perspective. It had a unique sense of poetry and humor. Below are a few ancient jokes that might meet the requirements: Sunset clouds and lone ducks fly together in autumn water, sharing the same color in the sky. Fisherman's boat sings in the evening, the sound of the wild geese on the shore of Pengli is broken, and the sound of the wild geese in the cold is broken by the water of Hengyang. I heard that Dongting Lake is now on Yueyang Tower. The lake and moon are like frost on the ground. Looking up at the bright moon, looking down, I miss my hometown. 3 In the green garden the sunflowers wait for the morning dew to dry. In spring, all things in the world shine. I often worry that the yellow flowers will wither when the autumn festival comes. When will the rivers flow east to the sea and return to the west? When young and strong, you don't work hard. When old, you feel sad. I hope these jokes meet your requirements. If you need more help, please let me know at any time.
I'm looking for resources for the Fatal Joke animation.
I can't provide any resources for the cartoon of the fatal joke of the batman. This is because the animation resources may have been protected by copyright and I cannot access or provide unauthorized content. It is recommended to find other ways to obtain the animation resources, such as searching for free online videos on the Internet or buying genuine discs.
I'm looking for a few good novels. It was a joke.
There are many good novels, many funny ones, and many Ys. Here are some recommendations: 1 "Battle Through the Heavens": This is a very popular online fantasy novel where the main character, Xiao Yan, continuously grows and defeats powerful enemies during training, eventually becoming a powerful martial artist. The plot of the novel was complicated and the characters were vivid. It was worth reading. 2." The Peak of Martial Arts ": This was a novel with a martial arts theme. The main character, Mo Fan, was constantly breaking through himself to become a powerful martial artist in the process of practicing martial arts. The novel was full of exciting battles and thrilling plots. It was very interesting. 3." Lord Snow Eagle ": This is a novel with adventure and battle as the theme. The main character, Xiao Ying, is a young martial artist. He accidentally transmigrated to a different world and began his adventure. The novel was full of exciting and thrilling plots and characters. It was worth reading. 4.<< Full Time Expert >>: This is a novel with a gaming theme. The main character, Ye Xiu, is a retired professional player. He accidentally returned to the gaming circle and started an intense battle with other professional players. The novel was full of humor and funny elements, but it was also full of love and thought for games. 5. Douluo Continent: This is a novel with fantasy and martial arts as its main theme. The main character, Tang Wulin, grows into a powerful soul master in the process of cultivating his soul power. The novel was full of exciting battles and thrilling plots, but it was also full of understanding and exploration of soul power.
A novel as good as Long Live I'm a Joke
There were novels similar to " Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen "This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times":"Book of Troubled Times" is a fascinating novel that makes people feel like they are in the world of martial artists. The young man in the story carried a long knife on his shoulder and hung wine on his waist as he strode forward. People could not help but be moved by his courage and determination. The author brought the readers into a world full of Jianghu with his unique settings and wonderful dungeons. Although the protagonist had a cheat, his journey was not smooth sailing, but full of challenges and difficulties. This sense of realism made people more invested in the story, and at the same time, it made people feel gratified by the growth and progress of the protagonist. All in all,"Book of Troubled Times" was a fascinating novel. It inspired people to think. Not only did it make people happy, but it also gave people a deeper understanding of life, emotions, psychology, society, and history. It was worth reading! 2."Spirit Realm Walker":"Quite disappointed, for now." Since ancient times, it was rumored that there was a Spirit Realm. Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many different opinions among the famous people of the past dynasties. "From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit." "Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but Ghost Craftsmen are hard to come by." 3."Tang People's Table": It's beautiful and very attractive. There was no doubt about the author's great pen strength. The key was that the story was well made up and very interesting. It was a completely different origin of transmigration, or it was more or less influenced by the setting of the previous book. Unfortunately, there were too few of them at the moment. They finished reading it in a short while, and they had to enter the state of waiting every day. 4."King of Familiars": A new book by a top-notch author of the familiar-style. Those who like the familiar-style should not miss it. 5:"Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation": It's pretty good, but the updates are extremely slow, so it's raised. 6. National Forensic Medicine: Forensic systematic dissection + solving cases Every time he solved a case, he would receive a cheat. The dissection process was written in great detail, and it was not recommended to read it while eating. The plot was a little dull, but the level of writing was relatively high, and the overall style was very solid. Dry Food + 7."Heroine Wait": Guan Guan's new book, still a familiar taste O(> ▽>)O 8."Mantang Colorful": Very good Tang Dynasty literature, magnificent Tang Dynasty 9."Hidden Dead Corner": 8.8 Get lost's new book. His books are basically very good in the early and middle stages. You can read them without worry. Final Divine Duty: 7.0 This book was also an upgrade, but it was written at a relatively high level. The writing style of this book was smooth, the plot was smooth, and the reading experience was good. In terms of the plot, the main character became stronger quickly and the process was pleasant. The system data and the speed at which he became stronger were better integrated, and the improvement was sufficient. The plot was smooth. When it was time to kill someone to show off or solve an incident, he was not soft-hearted or hesitant. He grasped the essence of the leveling novel. 11."Beyond Time": God Er Gen's new work. The system is martial artists and cultivators, and the division is fantasy. Currently, it looks okay. It has different elements from traditional fantasy. In short, it is highly recommended. It was exam week, and this was the last update of the month. The next update should be in July. 2022.6.16 This Game Is Too Realistic: New Book, Pretty Good The main character transmigrated to a wasteland world after the nuclear war and obtained a sanctuary that could summon players. He was still relatively young and was in the farming development stage. The plot and characters were not bad and there was nothing brainless about them. "Red Heart Sky Patrol":"Red Heart Sky Patrol" was a Xianxia novel. Although it was a traditional upgrade method and setting, the author's writing was very rigorous and orderly, with clear logic and excellent writing. This book gave people a sense of smoothness and was very worth reading. Although it might not be as exciting as some cool novels, the wonderful thing about it was that every step was unexpected and full of surprises. The author's imagination was very wide open, making people unable to put it down. When reading this book, readers could easily enjoy the development of the story. There would be no heartbreaking plot, and the overall reading experience was very good. I recommend it to readers who like xianxia novels. Ring of Destiny: I'm looking forward to it! Squid's new book, the Lord of the Mysteries's sequels, two years have finally come The Great Ming State Preceptor: The Great Ming State Preceptor is an unforgettable novel. The author used a deep pen to portray the plot in detail, and the characters were vividly described. The plot was compact, fascinating, and irresistible. Especially the author's perfect combination of web novel routines and ancient style writing, which made people feel comfortable and touched. I highly recommend this book. It was an old white book with a strong style of writing and story. The author cleverly combined the web novel routine with the ancient style writing style, making people unable to stop. Mr. Jiang's story was fascinating, especially the plot of Zhu Di eavesdropping on the protagonist's lecture. It gave me a strong sense of contrast and aroused my curiosity. The author did not disappoint this curiosity. Every lesson was refreshing. Whether it was the policy of "shared labor" or the policy of "silver notes" based on gold dollars, they were both shocking and novel. Especially the "Metaphysical Criticize of Transcendental Human Nature" written by the protagonist in prison, which made people's hair stand on end. It was as if he had used his own weapon of thought to break through the limitations of the times. In general,'The Great Ming State Preceptor' was an unforgettable novel. The writing style was beautiful, the plot was compact, and the characters were vividly described. Whether it was from the content of the book, or from life, emotions, psychology, society, history, and other aspects, it could give people inspiration and thinking. Strongly recommended to all readers who like historical novels. As a snake hunter, Xu Ying had always been honest and diligent until this day when he caught a different snake... On the first day of the third month, incense was burning everywhere in the Divine Land. The statues that protected the villages, towns, cities, and counties woke up one after another to enjoy the sacrifices of the people. However, from that day onwards, the world was in chaos. 17:"Who's Going to Fall in Love After Being Reborn": Reborn in the City, College Student's Business, Emotional Threads, No Plug-ins ~ 9.1~ Continuing ~ Current Food and Grass + 18:"Deep Sea Ember":(`····́)"" The first time I found out that Toto was an anime adaptation of "Records of Anomaly Creatures". At that time, I read a novel because of the limited number of episodes. Then, I heard about the "Xyrin Three Divisions", so I went to read "Xyrin Empire". The experience of reading first-person novels was quite novel. I wasn't used to it at first, but later on, it was like opening the door to a new world. I've never been too interested in science fiction. Other than "Three-Body Problem", Toto's books had shown me a new way of writing science fiction. The humorous and relaxed words covered up the high threshold of science fiction itself. It was not limited by difficult words and could be read smoothly and happily. The previous books were slow to get started and had a bit of a slow plot. However,"Deep Sea Ember" was the first to gain the upper hand. The writing was flowing and the foreshadowing was coherent. Compared to the previous books that slowly explored the world and unfolded the setting, the new book was more in line with the fast pace of the current online novels. In my opinion, it was an improvement without losing its original style! Support Distant Pupil! [Water] The article copies the new book, the fast food refreshes the article, the quantity is big, the tube is full. [Re-evaluation] It was on sale today, and the quantity was as large as before. If you like the longevity style, you can try it out. It's still satisfying to read it as a cool novel. "Who told him to cultivate!" "Who told him to cultivate!" It was a nonsensical but imaginative novel. The author combined immortal cultivation with relaxing and interesting elements to create a unique reading experience. Although some of the ideas might not be rigorous enough, the book was easy and interesting enough to make people read happily. Don't be too serious. Smiling is also a form of enjoyment. Crow's new book made people laugh out loud. The author's imagination was admirable, and at the same time, they were looking forward to more funny elements. Although the overall structure was a little small and the plot was a little retarded, this book still brought joy and inspiration to people. On the whole, this was a humorous book about cultivation. I recommend it to readers who like this style. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
I'm looking for the funniest joke that's suitable for girls ~~~~
The funny jokes that were suitable for girls were as follows: One day, a boy and a girl went to the movies together. The boys chose a comedy movie while the girls chose a horror movie. In the movie theater, the girl screamed because she was afraid, and the boy kept comforting her: "Don't worry, this is a comedy movie. It won't affect your IQ." The girl couldn't help but laugh when she heard that, but the boy was at a loss. The girl thought," Actually, I didn't do it on purpose. I just suddenly thought of that joke. I didn't expect it to be so funny." The boy said,"What joke?" The girl pointed at the name of the movie on the screen and said,"Look, it says 'Horror Comedy.' It's a joke." The boy was shocked. So the girl was a smart girl. Haha, he was so happy.
I'm looking for a novel with a cold personality!
The main character's cold personality can be referred to as the following example: The main character of Silent Reading, Luo Wenzhou, was a cold personality, high IQ, sharp mind, and good at reasoning. He had always been cold in love and did not take the initiative to pursue anyone. Only those who truly understood him would be attracted to him. In the novel, Luo Wenzhou was a very mysterious person. His calmness and rationality made people fall in love with him. The main character of the " Three-Body Problem " was a Chinese sci-fi film, and Luo Ji was also a person with a relatively cold personality. He was a very intelligent and thoughtful person with a strong interest in science and the universe. When it came to relationships, Luo Ji had always adhered to the principle of rationality above all else. He did not pursue the balance between emotions and feelings, but chose to pursue the progress of science and the future of mankind. The Luo Ji in the novel was a protagonist with deep thoughts and charm. His calmness and rationality were shocking.
I'm looking for someone with a cold name
There were many novels with the word 'cold' in their names, such as: Cold Moon Frost 2. Coldness 3 Frost Frost Snow Cold and Proud 5 Coldly Watching 6. Calm and composed Cold and Heartless 8. Cold and Noble Cold and Ruthless Calm and Wise
I'm looking for a long and good-looking transmigration novel ~
The recommendations for a long and good-looking transmigration novel are as follows: 1." Celebrating Years "-Maoni: This novel tells the story of a modern man who traveled to ancient times and became the son of an emperor. He started a wonderful story in the political struggle and the grudges of the Jianghu. [2]" Choosing the Heavens "-Maoni: This novel tells the story of a young man's growth. After he transmigrated, he had extraordinary abilities and began to explore his life and adventure in the process of saving the world. 3 " Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom "-Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom Movie Version: This novel is a fantasy novel that tells the story of a woman who has experienced all kinds of love and hate in her three lives. 4. Ghost Blows Out the Light-The World's Domination: This novel tells the story of an explorer's experience in a different time and space. After he transmigrated, he encountered various mysterious people and things. 5 " Full-time Expert "-Butterfly Blue: This novel tells the story of a game expert who transmigrated into the game and fought fiercely with other experts. At the same time, many funny stories happened. The novels recommended above are all very good. The writing is beautiful and the plot is complicated. I hope you will like it!