I'm looking for the funniest joke that's suitable for girls ~~~~

2024-09-19 22:44

My friend asked me to tell her jokes, but I know very little, so please help me send a few funny ones.

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2024-09-20 02:02

The funny jokes that were suitable for girls were as follows: One day, a boy and a girl went to the movies together. The boys chose a comedy movie while the girls chose a horror movie. In the movie theater, the girl screamed because she was afraid, and the boy kept comforting her: "Don't worry, this is a comedy movie. It won't affect your IQ." The girl couldn't help but laugh when she heard that, but the boy was at a loss. The girl thought," Actually, I didn't do it on purpose. I just suddenly thought of that joke. I didn't expect it to be so funny." The boy said,"What joke?" The girl pointed at the name of the movie on the screen and said,"Look, it says 'Horror Comedy.' It's a joke." The boy was shocked. So the girl was a smart girl. Haha, he was so happy.

I'm looking for a good anime suitable for girls!

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2024-09-11 10:13

There are many good animes that are suitable for girls to watch. You can refer to the following suggestions: 1. Your Name. (Your Name): This is a very popular Japanese animated film. It tells the story of a pair of young people meeting each other across time and space. It's warm, romantic, and touching. It's suitable for audiences of all ages. Attack on Titan: This is a sci-fi adventure anime full of thrills and excitement. It tells the story of humans fighting to defend against giants. The plot is very exciting and the style is very beautiful for all audiences. 3. Spirited Away: This is a very classic Japanese anime about a mysterious world and the exploration journey of a young girl, Spirited Away. The plot is imaginative and the style is very beautiful. It is very suitable for girls to watch. 4 Death Note: This is an anime story about the psychological game between a genius high school student and a detective. It is full of suspense and horror, and it also explored the issues of morality and justice. It is suitable for audiences of all ages. 5 One Piece: This is a story about a pirate, full of adventure, friendship, and love elements. The plot is very exciting, and the style is very beautiful. It is very suitable for girls to watch. The above are some good anime suitable for girls to watch. I hope it will be helpful.

I want the funniest joke

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2024-09-16 04:24

Alright, here's an extremely funny joke: Why is Sun Wukong able to defeat Buddha but Tang Sanzang is powerless? This was because Sun Wukong could eat meat while Tang Sanzang could not.

I want to hear the funniest joke

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2024-09-11 18:52

Okay, here's the funniest joke: One day, a snail went to visit its neighbor and asked the snail,"Hello, snail. Why are you here today?" The snail replied,"I'm here to see my snail friend." The neighbor asked,"Where is your snail friend?" "He is on the other side of the wall," answered the snail. The neighbor asked in surprise,"What's on the other side of the wall?" The snail answered,"That is another room." You should laugh when you hear this joke!

I'm looking for a long cold joke!

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2024-09-16 13:58

The following long joke: Why do vampires drink? Because they didn't want to die under the sun. Why do werewolves have no hair? Because they were afraid of being pricked by their hair. Why do elves dance? Because they want you to go bankrupt. Why don't zombies like to watch movies? Because they only knew how to say "Hahaha"(laugh). Why did the monster go to the bar? Because they wanted to drink and not be scared by other monsters.

I'm looking for a funny joke with a routine.

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2024-09-04 13:08

The biggest bubble in history burst, but no one expected it to become the biggest asset in history. I used to think that I was a special person until I met more people, only to find that I was just a special ordinary person. There was a man who said he didn't want to be a hero, only a bear. Later, the facts showed that he really wanted to be a bear. I used to think that I would be happy forever, until I met sadness, I found that I would be sad forever. There was a man who said that he liked loneliness until he met another person and realized that he didn't like loneliness. I used to think that I was very mature until I met a child, only to find that I was still very childish. The biggest joke in history happened, but no one remembered it because it was too stupid. I used to think that I was very strong until I encountered difficulties, only to find that I actually collapsed easily. There was a man who said that he liked sports until he met yoga and realized that he didn't like sports. I used to think that love was very important, until I met love, only to find that it was not as important as I thought.

I'm looking for some anime that's suitable for girls to watch, good ones

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2024-09-16 20:03

There are many anime that are suitable for girls to watch. You can refer to the following popular types: 1. Romance anime: This kind of anime usually uses romance and love as the theme to describe the emotional entanglement between the protagonist and the heroine. There are often sweet love scenes that are suitable for girls to watch. 2. Adventure anime: This kind of anime usually uses the protagonist to explore the unknown world, solve puzzles, fight, etc. as the theme. The plot is compact and exciting, suitable for girls who like adventure to watch. 3. Daily anime: This kind of anime usually uses the scenes in daily life and the relationship between the characters as the theme to describe the protagonist's daily life and show the warmth and beauty of human nature. It is suitable for girls who like a warm and relaxed atmosphere to watch. 4. Fantasy anime: This kind of anime usually uses magic and fantasy as the theme to describe the protagonist's dream of realizing his dreams through magic. The plot is twisted and the character image is clear. It is suitable for girls who like fantasy and adventure to watch. 5. Comedy anime: This kind of anime usually uses humor and humor as the theme to describe the funny things that happen to the protagonist on various occasions. It is suitable for girls who like to be relaxed and happy to watch. These were just some of the common types of anime. There were many other types of anime, such as science fiction, action, suspense, and so on. The specific choices needed to be decided according to personal preferences.

I'm looking for an ancient joke, thank you!

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2024-09-24 04:09

Gufeng Duanzi was a literary work that usually used ancient Chinese expressions to narrate from a modern perspective. It had a unique sense of poetry and humor. Below are a few ancient jokes that might meet the requirements: Sunset clouds and lone ducks fly together in autumn water, sharing the same color in the sky. Fisherman's boat sings in the evening, the sound of the wild geese on the shore of Pengli is broken, and the sound of the wild geese in the cold is broken by the water of Hengyang. I heard that Dongting Lake is now on Yueyang Tower. The lake and moon are like frost on the ground. Looking up at the bright moon, looking down, I miss my hometown. 3 In the green garden the sunflowers wait for the morning dew to dry. In spring, all things in the world shine. I often worry that the yellow flowers will wither when the autumn festival comes. When will the rivers flow east to the sea and return to the west? When young and strong, you don't work hard. When old, you feel sad. I hope these jokes meet your requirements. If you need more help, please let me know at any time.

I'm looking for resources for the Fatal Joke animation.

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2024-09-15 10:11

I can't provide any resources for the cartoon of the fatal joke of the batman. This is because the animation resources may have been protected by copyright and I cannot access or provide unauthorized content. It is recommended to find other ways to obtain the animation resources, such as searching for free online videos on the Internet or buying genuine discs.

I'm looking for a few good novels. It was a joke.

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2024-08-29 21:08

There are many good novels, many funny ones, and many Ys. Here are some recommendations: 1 "Battle Through the Heavens": This is a very popular online fantasy novel where the main character, Xiao Yan, continuously grows and defeats powerful enemies during training, eventually becoming a powerful martial artist. The plot of the novel was complicated and the characters were vivid. It was worth reading. 2." The Peak of Martial Arts ": This was a novel with a martial arts theme. The main character, Mo Fan, was constantly breaking through himself to become a powerful martial artist in the process of practicing martial arts. The novel was full of exciting battles and thrilling plots. It was very interesting. 3." Lord Snow Eagle ": This is a novel with adventure and battle as the theme. The main character, Xiao Ying, is a young martial artist. He accidentally transmigrated to a different world and began his adventure. The novel was full of exciting and thrilling plots and characters. It was worth reading. 4.<< Full Time Expert >>: This is a novel with a gaming theme. The main character, Ye Xiu, is a retired professional player. He accidentally returned to the gaming circle and started an intense battle with other professional players. The novel was full of humor and funny elements, but it was also full of love and thought for games. 5. Douluo Continent: This is a novel with fantasy and martial arts as its main theme. The main character, Tang Wulin, grows into a powerful soul master in the process of cultivating his soul power. The novel was full of exciting battles and thrilling plots, but it was also full of understanding and exploration of soul power.

I want the funniest joke in Chongqing dialect

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2024-09-19 00:45

Alright, here's a joke in Chongqing dialect: An old lady went to buy fish and the shop assistant told her that a fish was only 5 yuan. The old lady was not satisfied and said,"This fish looks like it's only 5 yuan, but in fact, I bought 3 fish!" The shop assistant was confused and said,"Are you sure you bought three fish?" The old lady replied,"I'm not sure, but I feel like I bought three fish, one fish, one fish!"