I'm looking for an ancient joke, thank you!
Gufeng Duanzi was a literary work that usually used ancient Chinese expressions to narrate from a modern perspective. It had a unique sense of poetry and humor. Below are a few ancient jokes that might meet the requirements: Sunset clouds and lone ducks fly together in autumn water, sharing the same color in the sky. Fisherman's boat sings in the evening, the sound of the wild geese on the shore of Pengli is broken, and the sound of the wild geese in the cold is broken by the water of Hengyang. I heard that Dongting Lake is now on Yueyang Tower. The lake and moon are like frost on the ground. Looking up at the bright moon, looking down, I miss my hometown. 3 In the green garden the sunflowers wait for the morning dew to dry. In spring, all things in the world shine. I often worry that the yellow flowers will wither when the autumn festival comes. When will the rivers flow east to the sea and return to the west? When young and strong, you don't work hard. When old, you feel sad. I hope these jokes meet your requirements. If you need more help, please let me know at any time.
I'm looking for a long cold joke!
The following long joke: Why do vampires drink? Because they didn't want to die under the sun. Why do werewolves have no hair? Because they were afraid of being pricked by their hair. Why do elves dance? Because they want you to go bankrupt. Why don't zombies like to watch movies? Because they only knew how to say "Hahaha"(laugh). Why did the monster go to the bar? Because they wanted to drink and not be scared by other monsters.
I'm looking for a funny joke with a routine.
The biggest bubble in history burst, but no one expected it to become the biggest asset in history. I used to think that I was a special person until I met more people, only to find that I was just a special ordinary person. There was a man who said he didn't want to be a hero, only a bear. Later, the facts showed that he really wanted to be a bear. I used to think that I would be happy forever, until I met sadness, I found that I would be sad forever. There was a man who said that he liked loneliness until he met another person and realized that he didn't like loneliness. I used to think that I was very mature until I met a child, only to find that I was still very childish. The biggest joke in history happened, but no one remembered it because it was too stupid. I used to think that I was very strong until I encountered difficulties, only to find that I actually collapsed easily. There was a man who said that he liked sports until he met yoga and realized that he didn't like sports. I used to think that love was very important, until I met love, only to find that it was not as important as I thought.
I'm looking for resources for the Fatal Joke animation.
I can't provide any resources for the cartoon of the fatal joke of the batman. This is because the animation resources may have been protected by copyright and I cannot access or provide unauthorized content. It is recommended to find other ways to obtain the animation resources, such as searching for free online videos on the Internet or buying genuine discs.
I'm looking for a few good novels. It was a joke.
There are many good novels, many funny ones, and many Ys. Here are some recommendations: 1 "Battle Through the Heavens": This is a very popular online fantasy novel where the main character, Xiao Yan, continuously grows and defeats powerful enemies during training, eventually becoming a powerful martial artist. The plot of the novel was complicated and the characters were vivid. It was worth reading. 2." The Peak of Martial Arts ": This was a novel with a martial arts theme. The main character, Mo Fan, was constantly breaking through himself to become a powerful martial artist in the process of practicing martial arts. The novel was full of exciting battles and thrilling plots. It was very interesting. 3." Lord Snow Eagle ": This is a novel with adventure and battle as the theme. The main character, Xiao Ying, is a young martial artist. He accidentally transmigrated to a different world and began his adventure. The novel was full of exciting and thrilling plots and characters. It was worth reading. 4.<< Full Time Expert >>: This is a novel with a gaming theme. The main character, Ye Xiu, is a retired professional player. He accidentally returned to the gaming circle and started an intense battle with other professional players. The novel was full of humor and funny elements, but it was also full of love and thought for games. 5. Douluo Continent: This is a novel with fantasy and martial arts as its main theme. The main character, Tang Wulin, grows into a powerful soul master in the process of cultivating his soul power. The novel was full of exciting battles and thrilling plots, but it was also full of understanding and exploration of soul power.
I'm looking for a beautiful article from ancient times, thank you
Hello, respected user! According to the requirements you provided, I recommend the following beautiful novels: 1 " The Full Time Expert of Time Travel ": This novel tells the story of a modern game player who transmigrated to the ancient martial arts world and became an expert. After obtaining mysterious power, he engaged in a fierce confrontation with an ancient expert. 2." Reborn Superstar ": This novel tells the story of a modern singer who traveled to ancient times and continued to grow and challenge on the road to becoming a superstar. 3." Time Traveler's Casanova ": This novel tells the story of a handsome and handsome young man from a rich family who traveled to ancient times to become a Jianghu person. [4. Full-time Mage of the Other World: This novel tells the story of a modern mage who traveled to ancient times and used his own magical techniques to survive and develop in the ancient world.] [5. The Cold Childe of Time Travel: This novel tells the story of a cold and distant young master from the modern era who traveled to ancient times to become a martial arts expert and a noble young master.] I hope you will like these novels!
I'm looking for an ancient romance novel with a good ending. Thank you.
1." The Daughter of a Concubine Is Poisonous " 2 " Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel " 3 "Feng Qiuhuang" 4 "Palace Heart Locking Jade" 5 "Thousand Bones of Flowers" The Empress's Strategy 7." Strategy for a Concubine's Daughter " Special Agent Concubine 9." The Poisonous Daughter of a Concubine " Emperor and Empress I hope you like the ending of the ancient romance novels.
I'm looking for the name of a novel! Thank you, thank you!
One of the novels was called " Quick Wear: The God of Villains." This novel was about a young man named Li Yunchuan who accidentally transmigrated to a different world. Each world was a TV series, and each TV series had a number of villains. Li Yunchuan was the representative of each villain. He had to use various methods to make the villains fail and finally save the entire plot. The plot of the novel was full of ups and downs, suspense, and thrills. It was a very popular fast-moving novel.
I'm looking for an ancient romance novel. Please help me ~ Thank you, thank you!
What genre of ancient romance novel would you like? For example, transmigration, rebirth, concubine daughter, princess, and so on.
Looking for short humorous joke novels, thank you.
An example of a short story joke is as follows: One day, Xiao Ming went to the dental office. After checking his teeth, the dental office said,"Xiao Ming, you need to quit eating sweets." "Why?" Xiao Ming asked. "Because eating too much candy every day will make your teeth rot, and if you don't give up candy in time, your teeth will rot even earlier," replied the Dentist. Xiao Ming was a little surprised after listening to it. He asked,"Can I quit candy?" "Of course you can," replied the Dentist,"but I won't allow you to give up candy until your teeth rot to a certain extent." Xiao Ming thought for a moment and then said,"Okay, I'll wait." A few days later, Xiao Ming went to see the psychiatrist again and asked him,"Xiao Ming, how are your teeth?" "Not yet, but I've decided to quit candy," replied Xiao Ming. "Congratulations on quitting candy," said the Dentist with a smile. Xiao Ming was a little surprised and asked,"Why?" I've been waiting for a few days." "Your teeth aren't rotten enough to give up candy, so congratulations in advance," the Dentist replied.
I'm looking for the funniest joke that's suitable for girls ~~~~
The funny jokes that were suitable for girls were as follows: One day, a boy and a girl went to the movies together. The boys chose a comedy movie while the girls chose a horror movie. In the movie theater, the girl screamed because she was afraid, and the boy kept comforting her: "Don't worry, this is a comedy movie. It won't affect your IQ." The girl couldn't help but laugh when she heard that, but the boy was at a loss. The girl thought," Actually, I didn't do it on purpose. I just suddenly thought of that joke. I didn't expect it to be so funny." The boy said,"What joke?" The girl pointed at the name of the movie on the screen and said,"Look, it says 'Horror Comedy.' It's a joke." The boy was shocked. So the girl was a smart girl. Haha, he was so happy.