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Pub owned by the sin of sloth

The sin of sloth has a pub that connects all realities etc.

septimus_son · 漫画同人
分數不夠
50 Chs

back idk what number bruh...sry btw

Not gonna beat around the bush. My pause was longer than expected to due various reasons, but I'm back so enjoy!

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The moment the gates were opened, and Acedia saw the empty city in front of him, he noticed that the others started to run forward like they were in a marathon.

Acedia: "Welp can't let y'all run around"

Acedia then snapped with his fingers and everyone stopped moving. They looked like they were frozen in time, hell some even were suspended in the air. Nobody could move their body, only their eyes moved around in pure shock, still trying to register what just happened.

Acedia: "Well let's get this party started you little dipshits!"

After saying this Acedia went in front of the nonmoving wannabe heroes.

Only his back was visible to all of the pre-heroes.

Acedia: "I will show you what dangers the world of quirks withholds!"

He snaps his fingers and a translucent barrier encases the whole city.

Acedia: "Ooops nearly forgot to make a barrier to serve as the floor that would have ended bad...let's set it at 10000m below us."

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Nezu: "What is he doing?"

Aizawa: "...."

(Translator: "idk and don't give a shit.")

Allmight: "I don't know why but I feel like I know that guy..."

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Acedia in the battleground opened his arms and after a very long dramatic pause proceeded with his words.

Acedia: "This Attack is what I call "Pls don't sue me, Disney"!!!"

The moment he said that a big purple portal opened in the sky above the fake city.

Acedia: "HAHAHAHA I LOVE EXPLOSIONS"

He then turned around with a huge smile on his face. Walking to the wannabe heroes.

Not even a second after he turned around there was a gigantic green flash inside the barrier blinding everyone for a few seconds and where the city once stood was now a hole.

Acedia then looked with a smug smirk into the camera where the teachers of UA watched the battle.

Acedia: "Allmight don't forget to pay at my establishment plus bring some of your colleagues I always welcome guests:"

Acedia then went to the hole laughing and jumped down, of course, he teleported back to his pub in mid-air.

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Explanation of what happened in that attack:

Leia/Lois: "Governor Tarkin, I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought on board."

Darth Vader/Stewie: "Um, actually, that's me. I made a Darth doody." Tarkin/Mayor West: "Princess Leia, we've chosen to test our Death Star planet blower-upper g*n on your home planet of Alderaan."

Leia: "No!"

Tarkin: "She said, "No. Should we still do it?"

Darth Vader: "Yeah."

Then the death star shot its laser but a purple portal appeared out of nowhere and the laser was gone...

Darth Vader: "What? What just happened?"

Larry the Storm trooper: "The death star didn't hit the planet...."

*Insert force chocking sounds*

Darth Vader: "Anyway, so when can we shoot again?"

Rich the stormtrooper: "In 15 mins, SIR!"

Darth Vader:...

Tarkin:...

Leia:...

Darth Vader: "So how were your days?... Gosh, this is more awkward then...

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AN: SORRY!! But I can't afford cutaway so....yeah....see you tomorrow everyone.

Love yall for the support/ no homo