Black Pearl? Steal It! (Part 2- Steal the rudder 'n wheel!)

-ONBOARD LINNEAUS-

CREAK! CREAK!

As the ferry boat of Barbossa's men came near the ship.....

Huff! Huff!

 "psst.."

"Hey, old man why are we hiding?"

"You spiteful blundering hollad! They are marooned on this godforsaken spit of ship. Of course we would hide!"

"Do you expect us ...a young brat and a man nearing his end to fight with that?!"

Jake twitched his eyes towards the towering black pirate with shiny rotten teeth....well he is serving as the Boatswain and First Mate under the command of Captain Hector Barbossa....Bo'sun.

"Aye....What do we do?"

Spencer Wale closed his eyes for some time.

"Hmmmmmm...Aha!"

"Wait inside here boy"

And so Old Spew stood up.

"Ahoy boys...Aye a good weather, isn't it? "

Whish! 

*Stare*

All eyes turned to Spencer.

"Hehe...Heloo boe's?"

"LOOkie Look! PINTEL! We caught the Boatswain of the Linneaus! "

" Shut Up! Ragetti ....Cap needs to see this or do you want me to lick your eye..Aye?"

"No wait Pinny...!"

*Snort* 

THUMP! THUMP!

"Barbossa wants to meet you!"

"OH big man ....its my honour!"

As the towering figure peered on old Wale.

 Snort* "You will speak when spoken to."

"Hmm....Let's go then."

*SLAM*

*THUMP*

The unconscious body of spencer fell down and with that the giant man took him to his shoulders like a bundle of sack and came down to the ferry boat.

"Ahhhhhh Bonsu..Why are we not taking hold of Captain Stone's ship?"

*SLAP*

"Ragetti, you dumb donkey. Don't you know Captain Stone's ships is cursed?"

"If you hold the steer or take command of this ship you will get cursed to it for eternity ....EVeN After DEATH!"

"WoAHH A-ahHAH..Akh"-Ragetti nearly jumped up 3 feet high.

"Then what are we waiting for let's go."

As the two clowns nagged and argued each other, Jake jumped into the water.

*SLOSH*

"Ëh, did you hear something , Pinny?"

"Probably the piranha, Hehehehe."

"Shut up you two or I will smack your eyeballs out."

Bo'sun looked upon them as if pile of annoying flies.

In the darkness of night, the small boat near the black pearl with the large quarter moon behind looked ghostly enough to make the royal highness of Britain lose his bladder.

They took up old Spencer aboard and threw him onboard.

*Thump* *Thump*

As the infamous figure of Barbossa came near Spencer.

"Aye, look me der crew who is our honor'ble guest today!"

"The famous Spencer Wale!"

* Screech* * Screech* 

A monkey came screeching on Barbossa's shoulder .

"Ah filthy creature keep her away from me."

"Oh ! spencer it's he"

"Oh ye I killed your old girl, right? Oh, ye polly ..yes Polly."

Barbossa gave a look to Spencer which will even please the Rock.

"Sure, I have outlived her. Now....WHERE IS JOHN STONES!"

*Click* *Click*

All the flintlock guns pointed towards Old Spencer.

"Uh.....I am not sure?"

"Lies! You know where he is ...He has taken something priceless from me!"

"Jack shoot him on a count of ten"

"Jack? Where ? Oh you named this monkey Jack !"

"TEN"

 "Wait Barbossa I don't know"

"NINE"

As Barbossa counted all his crew joined in.

"EIGHT", ....E-Eight!"

 "SEVEN"

"WAIT! WAIT! He is in Tortuga !"

Barbossa raised his hand . All the people quietened down.

"Tell Johnie that we are coming for the last piece of coin."

"So... I am free?"

"Oh no ...Old Spencer you see you are.... COMING WITH US!"

" Wait....why!"

As they were arguing, a woman voice came from behind.

"Release me you all our else I will drop this medallion into the sea!"

"Oh! missy you won't like to do that."

"I evoke a parley!"

As Old Spencer looked at her and then looked at Barbossa.

"So, you are abducting young girls, you goat ? "

"For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. "

" Oh! the curse of Aztec coin. Needed to join my memory."

"Yes!"

Old Spencer looked at young Elizabeth and said, "You are in good hands cause those undeads can't touch you as they can't feel pleasure....but I can't guarantee lust."

"Miss Elizabeth and I are going to have dinner. Would you like to join us? "

"Oh Of Course, It would be my pleasure!"

"INTRUDER!"

"SOMEONE TORCHED THE CAPTAIN CABIN ! "

"The Helm is Broken !!"

Spencer turned towards the captain rudder as he saw a lone shadowy figure tying a rope to the rudder.

"Jake !"

"Old Dog catch the Rope !!". And so he threw a lasso to the old man.

"And day you salty bitches!"

As he said that he kicked the back of a spark started in the vent ring of the cannon .

"BOOM !"

"Hahahaha BYE MONGRELS! "

The propulsion of the cannon acted as a fulcrum and went they whistling to their ship. 

"Take this you curs!!". Jake waved the rudder in this arm like a hoop ring.

"MOVE IT YOU BRAT ! BRING DOWN THE SAILS !!! WE HAVE TO ESCAPE!"

"Oh Sh##!"