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Organization of the Old Grandpas of the Celestial Tao

The universe is vast, only a set of universes makes a galaxy, so there are a trillion worlds! For each world a hero will appear and for each universe there will be dozens of heroes, but to leave the galaxy there is only one kind of hero ... The hero blessed by Heaven! However, to be a hero created by the Celestial Tao you must meet 4 requirements: 1. have a disgraceful life, with right to humiliation and breaking random engagements !; 2. To be considered trash by everyone, even by the neighbor's dog! 3. No one will believe you, sometimes not even your parents, except for one or two people who say nothing to encourage your life, but after success they will say they have always believed in you or some kind of crap! 4. Inherit or find a magical item, which may contain a source with eternal mana, a field of herb cultivation, a magical book with soul, an old Taoist grandpa ... Something of the genre that will challenge the world! But what about the legendary masters and the strong friends who support me? This is all bullshit! The master, if there is one, fits into the old Taoist grandpa type, if you are a young Taoist master, then you will have to forget to be the hero of that story! For the hero will be this young Taoist master! Strong friends are only friends if they are temporarily strong or their equals, if they continue to be stronger than you, then forget to be the hero of this novel and forget to have a harem or even a novel 1x1, you know why? Because you will be loyal friend and a cannon fodder, you will fall in love with an unattainable woman, she will choose your friend stronger than you, know why? Because your strong friend is the hero of this crap story! So ... the powerful sects and empires that will favor my growth?   You're wooing death! You can only enter powerful sects when you already have a secure base, after cultivating feelings with your old grandpa or affinity with the spirit of your item that will topple the heavens! Before that, sects only serve three things: 1. Humiliate you; 2. Be destroyed to become symbols of motivation in cultivation and 3. Make your life a living hell, hunting you to death! Empires follow the same rule of sects, only when you are strong enough to escape, remembering that if you have a loving family in this life, stay away from imperial power, otherwise you will start a path of pain! Empires, before you have a foundation, only serve three things: 1. Humiliate you and your family; 2. Kill your entire family !; and 3. To hunt you to death! What about childhood friends, junior sisters, older sisters, and aunts? Hehe, you must like to be humiliated! If you are not strong how will you protect your women? Forgot that this is a dog dog world! Forget these girls, with the strength of a chicken you can not even protect your mother! Childhood friends should be appreciated, but only when you are strong will you be able to take them, not before, if not all of her family will want to kill you! Forget the sisters of the sects and the random aunts you meet on the way, think of the amount of supposed bridegrooms and passionate men you will have to face! With that force that does not even kill a chicken, you'd better prepare your coffin! It's not so extreme! A true hero has to have the courage and willpower! This is all too much of a coward ... Shut up! What do you know about courage ?! The heroes of the world lean on the sacred items, you will not see any hero being brave without having a sacred item at your fingertips! This is a story about a collection of ten stories with eleven chapters each, reporting on the heroes of the various worlds and their old Taoist grandpas! A story that brings together the best Webnovels cliches, in a funny, creative way.

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The real synopsis (being a grandpa is no joke!)

Hello guys

Leaving here the complete synopsis, which did not fit into the main synopsis.

Well this is a leisurely story, if you have a lot of people collecting I will post, I already have three stories on the site, so this is to be a carefree story.

Saturday and Sunday will be two chapters for each day and an extra, that is, 5 chapters a week. Of course if you have the incentive to write. The chapters may vary, but I'll try to do something more standard, probably small.

This is just an estimate, I'm dealing with three stories, but it came out of nowhere and I had a TOC and I had to put it here.

Enjoy the synopsis now.

Xoxo

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The universe is vast, only a set of universes makes a galaxy, so there are a trillion worlds! For each world a hero will appear and for each universe there will be dozens of heroes, but to leave the galaxy there is only one kind of hero ... The hero blessed by Heaven!

However, to be a hero created by the Celestial Tao you must meet 4 requirements: 1. have a disgraceful life, with right to humiliation and breaking random engagements !; 2. To be considered trash by everyone, even by the neighbor's dog! 3. No one will believe you, sometimes not even your parents, except for one or two people who say nothing to encourage your life, but after success they will say they have always believed in you or some kind of crap! 4. Inherit or find a magical item, which may contain a source with eternal mana, a field of herb cultivation, a magical book with soul, an old Taoist grandpa ... Something of the genre that will challenge the world!

But what about the legendary masters and the strong friends who support me?

This is all bullshit! The master, if there is one, fits into the old Taoist grandpa type, if you are a young Taoist master, then you will have to forget to be the hero of that story! For the hero will be this young Taoist master!

Strong friends are only friends if they are temporarily strong or their equals, if they continue to be stronger than you, then forget to be the hero of this novel and forget to have a harem or even a novel 1x1, you know why? Because you will be loyal friend and a cannon fodder, you will fall in love with an unattainable woman, she will choose your friend stronger than you, know why? Because your strong friend is the hero of this crap story!

So ... the powerful sects and empires that will favor my growth?

You're wooing death!

You can only enter powerful sects when you already have a secure base, after cultivating feelings with your old grandpa or affinity with the spirit of your item that will topple the heavens! Before that, sects only serve three things: 1. Humiliate you; 2. Be destroyed to become symbols of motivation in cultivation and 3. Make your life a living hell, hunting you to death!

Empires follow the same rule of sects, only when you are strong enough to escape, remembering that if you have a loving family in this life, stay away from imperial power, otherwise you will start a path of pain! Empires, before you have a foundation, only serve three things: 1. Humiliate you and your family; 2. Kill your entire family !; and 3. To hunt you to death!

What about childhood friends, junior sisters, older sisters, and aunts?

Hehe, you must like to be humiliated!

If you are not strong how will you protect your women? Forgot that this is a dog dog world! Forget these girls, with the strength of a chicken you can not even protect your mother! Childhood friends should be appreciated, but only when you are strong will you be able to take them, not before, if not all of her family will want to kill you!

Forget the sisters of the sects and the random aunts you meet on the way, think of the amount of supposed bridegrooms and passionate men you will have to face! With that force that does not even kill a chicken, you'd better prepare your coffin!

It's not so extreme! A true hero has to have the courage and willpower! This is all too much of a coward ...

Shut up! What do you know about courage ?! The heroes of the world lean on the sacred items, you will not see any hero being brave without having a sacred item at your fingertips!

"But the one who practically died beaten and had no sacred item?" Asked the girl with a curious tone, while she had a sly smile on her lips.

"Hey, we're talking about heroes of a lifetime and not of rebirth, or worse, those reincarnated slags from another world!" Said the Taoist grandfather in a voice full of contempt, usually this type of hero is already defying the sky, nor need of a Grandpa!

"And yet each of them comes with a fashion accessory ... That defies the order of the Celestial Tao, so speak less shit and listen to me boy!" Said the Taoist grandpa already losing his patience, he never had a client ... I say disciple so hard to convince

"I am a woman!" Said the woman with the wry expression.

"So girl, the question is the same, be it man or woman, or be the hero of this world? Follow my rules! "Said the old grandfather arrogantly.

"And who are you?" Asks a young woman full of faking interest in old grandfather's speech.

"I am Taoist grandfather, Lin Jing, of the OVVTC, have you ever heard of it?" Says the voice of Taoist grandpa full of presumption!

"No ... I'm a reincarnated scum!" Said the girl with a malicious smile on her handsome face.

"Cofh Cofh ... My good girl, do not pay attention to what this grandpa spoke to a little ... I'm kind of forgotten. Anyway, I am from the Organization of the Old Grandpas of the Tao Celestial! And you were selected, among the thousands of people, to be trained by me! "Said the celestial grandfather taking a serious attitude, ignoring the shooting glare of his client ... ahem new hero of the story.

"Ohhh, and what do I get out of it?" Asks the young woman with little or no interest.

"You get the right to take the title of heavenly hero!" Says heavenly grandpa with perfume advertisement voice!

"Ohhh ... Is that going to feed me? Are you going to give money? "The young woman asked sarcastically.

"What? It will be even better ... "Old grandpa says looking like a street trader.

"Wait, does not it mean that now I'm going to have a bunch of random enemies, a fiancé who's going to abandon me, a family that does not care about my existence and people mocking me at all times ?!" the young question furious, feeling You're mistaken.

"Cofh Cofh .... I do not know what you're talking about! However, let's start to cultivate our feeling of old grandpa master and disciple who pretends to pig to eat the tiger! "Old grandpa tries to distract his client ... Ahem I say future heroine of the story.

"I do not want! I just want to live a peaceful life ... "the stubborn young lady tried to speak, but was interrupted by the old voice.

"Ash! Do not say that phrase! When a hero chosen by heaven says so, only misfortunes happen! Your ignorant girl, now that you've said that there is no way, we have to run to the mountains! "Said the old grandpa's voice with a disturbed tone.

"As well? I just wanted a life ... "the young lady tries to protest, but is interrupted by the arrival of a group of teenagers with evil eyes.

"There's that trash of a useless young teacher! Get her, let's throw her in the freezing lake for a thousand years! "Said a random person to a group of cannon bushes.

"Ash! Thank goodness I brought a teleportation parchment with me! "The old Taoist with a long white beard came out of the ring of a wealthy young lady holding a legendary scroll and the active scroll.

"Good-bye, you cannon fodder!" The old Taoist says as he disappears with the heroine of the story!

Somewhere on a mountain, a 15-year-old girl is teleported, crisscrossing her arms and pouting.

"I just wanted a tranny life ..." she tried to speak again.

"Girl I already told you, do not say those words! A hero of heaven when weak and talking things like living in peace and not hurting anyone ends up attracting the tragedy to your life!" said the old grumpy old man.

"What a hero of the skies ?! It's just this ring and you're damned, I'm going to throw it away and live my life!" said the grumpy girl trying to tear the celestial ring from her finger.

But the ring does not move!

"Ash, do you think I want to be with a stinking brat like you ?! I wanted a handsome young man, obident and sensible! But look what I got? An arrogant reincarnation! said the old voice full of regret.

"What are you talking about, I'm inferior to a guy? You know what? I'm going to be the fucking heroin of this story, so you better teach me right, old fart!" said the angry girl, wagging her finger with the ring.

"Ash ... With this indecision we will be hit by calamities!" old grandfather bullied.

But inside he was:

"Tsk, today it's getting harder and harder to convince young people to face the skies! At least I'm not in a modern world!" Nowadays we heavenly grandfathers lose to the internet! " old grandpa mourned in silence.

Follow the stories of the old Taoist grandfathers, who had to set up a modern organization to compete with the systems, divine items, young teachers and legendary masters who were sprouting like cabbages on the floor!

The competition is fierce! Old grandfathers will have to use schemes, deception, seduction and even sing lullabies to keep their 'jobs' in the great world of the Tao Celestial!

Hello guys!

One more story, the publics took place on the days of Friday, Saturday and Sunday, at least I intend to do so. If there is time. Fixed will be 4 chapters a week and 1 extra if you have insenitive, can be stones or comments.

Each story will have 5 chapters. It's like a collection of history in many worlds, lots of comedy and nonsense.

I have three more stories besides this, whose commitment is greater, so I'm sorry for the spelling mistakes and the delay of the publics.

Xoxo

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