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Take_the_Moon

Take_the_Moon

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I am a beginner author on Chinese webnovels, so be patient with me! Many novels yet to be completed. Happy 2023 and may we be together another year!

2018-08-29 加入Brazil
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I transmigrated to a mafia character from a BL Dark novel!

Lee Fei is a normal 30-year-old man who has a good job as a librarian at the National University in China. He is an avid reader and has always read everything, including BL and GL, even though he declares himself 100% straight. He died just like that. There was no truck. There was no car accident. No deadly disease. Lee Fei reincarnated and transmigrated to the world of the book he had read days before he died. Unfortunately, a BL Dark Book. The worst, he transmigrated as an insignificant side character! Lee Fei became Emery Darcy, who is the third child of a powerful duke. Your life should be full of wealth and happiness, right? Unfortunately, Emery Darcy followed the path of an exorcist! Yes, Emery Darcy is an Exorcist Bishop! To make the irony of his situation worse, this side character had a worse fate than the villain. What an injustice! As the knowledge of the plot of this world, Lee Fei intends to return to the home of his rich family and live a good life! So, what if he has divine powers and MANA from nature? He just wants a rich and peaceful life! Ehhhh? Is the MC making a honey trap for me? Is ML no longer a possessive demon, but a tsundere that is following me? Is the fallen archangel a shameless voyeur who spies on me even in the bath? A guardian knight who thinks I'm the reincarnation of the god of nature? Stay away from me, I just want a peaceful life! Does apocalypse come far? No matter, I'm rich enough to protect myself! Let's have a happy and rich life as a good nobleman should be. NOTE: 1. R 18 2. Chapter Auxiliary with the main characters of the harem so far; 3. Harem Romance 4. Follow my Ko-fi for news and weekly calendars: https://ko-fi.com/post/Calendar-1001--1601-L4L27V5L9 and Ko-fi.com/take_the_moon. Thanks for your support in the 2021. Hope we're together in 2022 too.

Take_the_Moon · LGBT+
4.5
226 Chs

Living in the Future ABO

Chu Jiayi is a rich, talented and handsome young master also considered the greatest beauty in the region in the Ancient World of Martial Cultivation. Well, it all turns to ashes when he is murdered under a cruel scheme. With the soul about to dissipate, a great Goddess gives him the chance to return to live. Then Chu Jiayi became Mu Liang, the fourth empire prince of the Tang-Kai Empire in an intergalactic world and with three different genres. There are no martial cultivation techniques, there are only mechas and high technology! Like an old soul, he feels lost to get worse he already wakes up committed and is about to live with his fiancé! Follow Mu Liang exploring this new world with the ABO genre and with great Mechas flying all over the place! Alessandra-066: Welcome, Host, I am your divine system! Mu Liang: Hello? Alessandra-066: I have two things to inform you about. First, you are a Recessive Omega and second, you are about to marry a ferocious man who has a scary XX! Congratulations Host. Mu Liang (...) Can I die now? Alessandra-066: Your soul will dissipate and be swallowed up by the great cosmos. Mu Liang: (!!!) NOTE: 1. R 18 2. Romance 1x1 3. Alfa (ML) x Omega (MC) 4. Follow my Ko-fi for news and weekly calendars: https://ko-fi.com/post/Calendar-1001--1601-L4L27V5L9 and Ko-fi.com/take_the_moon. Thanks for your support in the 2021. Hope we're together in 2022 too.

Take_the_Moon · LGBT+
4.6
173 Chs

Moon and Black Ocean

Daren Ibrahim, a famous and well-known porn actor in the gay community, had a very good life, leaving Mozambique and living in Brazil for a few years, came as a model, but ended up falling in love with the Brazilian beaches and residing there, looking for a new way to earn money, ended up falling into the world of porn movies. With sexual freedom more guaranteed than ever in the country of samba (fictitious year), he started earning a lot of money and lived a busy and trendy life. Handsome, black and rich, he had the world in his hands, until the day a nice cargo truck hit him and sent him into the world of a straight male protagonist harem romance, casting him as a little extra who was going to die at the beginning of the plot. Daren become Allancaster and prepared for the last 5 years for the terrible plot of death, he did not believe that he would not be the protagonist of his own life! The problem is that the plot is not going as he imagined, as the straight protagonist, supposedly, did not want to leave his bed and despite exuding strong masculinity from miles away, he behaved in a very pitiful way, making Allan's heart flutter. “Protagonist, I am not your white moonshine! Those are your women! Give me a chance to live!” Allan wept in his heart, seeing this situation. Even more the protagonist is not working to find the killer in the city, Allan can't help but fear that the killer will run amok and target him and his family because the protagonist looks like a little koala sticking to them! So a little extra has to drag the protagonist along and find out what's going on in town, but things turn hot and dangerous midway through, making way for gods, titans, demons, and witchcraft throughout the plot. Allan even thought that things couldn't be worse, but life didn't want to go easy on him, turning on the hard difficulty level and paying to see how this supposed mortal fared. "What, my father is a noble who came to recognize me as a son?" "Not just the protagonist, but is my sister acting weird?" "My sister wants to marry the princess of the empire?" "Is the princess of the empire pregnant with my sister's baby?" Nobody told me this novel was ABO! "Pregnancy by witchcraft?" "Hey, are you telling me the apocalypse is coming?" "End of the world swallowed by waters?" The plot lied to me! Allancaster: Seme/gong ML: uke/ shou ML 2: Uke/shou I don't know if it's going to be 1x1.

Take_the_Moon · LGBT+
分數不夠
12 Chs

The Black Duke

Updates 3 chapters per week. Jin Cong-min was a gay man in Korea in the 21st century, but for the sake of the rich and influential family he swore to be single until the death of his parents and grandparents, hiding from society that he was gay. It was a pity that life was so cruel, and he died long before his parents and grandfathers, he wanted to cry in his pure heart. When he opened his eyes he saw himself in the body that was neither a man nor a woman, but a mutated Ger, because he was created with alchemy and divine magic, he was not a Ger by birth. A small monster called Seo-yun. Of course, he couldn't accept this fate, but what to do when he was sold as a duke's fiancé in the Varsha Empire? Everyone around him hoped he would have the next generation of young dukes for the empire, but he just wanted to escape and regain his freedom. Incredibly, the only person who supported his freedom was the duke who was his fiancé, but first he would have to help the famous and powerful duke to get rid of the curse that afflicted him and doomed all the present and future lineage of the Duke of Ceylon. What was this curse? Why did he feel this curse wanted to eat him alive? Will Jin Cong-min be able to help the duke to conquer the freedom he so longed for?

Take_the_Moon · LGBT+
分數不夠
9 Chs

My Yin turned Yang! (BL)

Feng Chan is a powerful, intelligent, and beautiful woman from the 21st century, she lives in a futuristic era as a powerful CEO. She is also known as the ice-hearted woman. When in fact Feng Chan is a woman who is quite romantic in her heart, but as she had a position far above the masses, she had to stay serious, strong, and with a distant attitude. Anyway, she had a little secret. She loved reading novels with strong female characters and gallant men. Yes, in her heart she wanted to have an epic romantic adventure with some kind of hero. Who never dreamed of having a love (regardless of gender) that defied gods and demons? Strangely, she didn't like stallion novels, but for some shady reason, she was reading the book "Cruel Times." That counts the journey of Tao Kang the hero of this book, who has to face many financial, educational, and death difficulties to get to the top of power. Of course, like the whole stallion novel, Tao Kang picked flowers everywhere. Beautiful roses from the sects, beautiful lilies of the palaces, and beautiful wildflowers on their adventures across the Hua Continent. What surprised Feng Chan was that the character Tao Kang was not a typical stallion totally straight sexual, but he was BI sexual, he was also attracted to men! Anyway, after a night of drinking to drown her mages, after all, her cousin was going to marry her ex-fiancé. Feng Chan ended up transmigrating into the novel Cruel Times! Not only that, but she transmigrated to the body of young Chu Jiayi who was Tao Kang's first love interest, who showed that the hero liked men too! A pity that for mysterious reasons and unfounded rumors, Chu Jiayi became a small villain who was killed in a very cruel way, moreover, he had his family destroyed and his younger sister joined the hero's harem! Feng Chan just wanted to vomit blood when she realizes her current situation! I'm glad Feng Chan came up with her beloved Karla-03 system for this ancient world, otherwise, she wouldn't know what to do. Chu Jiayi: Hehehe, now that I have my system and I know about the plot, let's look for a way to have a quiet and peaceful life! Of course, Feng Chan, now Chu Jiayi would have to fix the things the original Chu Jiayi had done. Then with meticulous work, Chu Jiayi achieved the goodwill of his half-brothers, the absolute obedience of his younger sister, and the confidence of the elders of the powerful Chu Family. It was still eight years before the hero of this world appeared in the town of Chu Jiayi, so he felt he had plenty of time to prepare. Unfortunately, things have changed. The hero with memories of past life arrived in the town of Chu Jiayi and discovered the hidden secret of his body! Terrible! Terrible! Ehhhh the hero fell in love with me? Do the sacred beasts want to serve me? Are the hero's younger brothers still children? Is the main FL of the harem an ambitious bitch? Was the traitor to the Chu family is my most precious younger brother? Is the main city actually full of prejudice and is long overdue? Hey, author, the plot is wrong! Take care of the younger brother with even more love! Adopt the hero's younger brothers and sisters! I love animals, let's have all the sacred beasts as pets! Let's make a revolution in this ancient city! Let's be rich and fair! Chu Jiayi: I don't like harem men! Tao Kang: All right I'm no longer a harem man! *Throw away the flowers* Chu Jiayi: I don't like being sent around! Tao Kang: All right, so I'll be sent by you! Chu Jiayi: I'm going to be the husband! Tao Kang: All right I'm going to be the wife! Chu Jiayi: So, why am I the one getting this great sword of yours? Tao Kang: Do you want me to receive your sword? Chu Jiayi: *die of shame* Forget... Let's leave it anyway!

Take_the_Moon · LGBT+
4.4
68 Chs

DARK BL SYSTEM (Let's get a happy ending!)

Yu Liang has no memories of his life when he still lived in the main world, he only has the memories he has acquired over the hundreds of years working for the powerful God of the System. He is an exemplary and stellar worker, who causes envy and admiration for his other comrades in the system. One day the God of the System makes an irresistible proposal to Yu Liang, that if he managed to complete the missions of an old system that urgently needed an update, Yu Liang couldn't only recover all his memories, but he could also return to the world principal where he supposedly belonged. The System God was so desperate that he even added that Yu Liang could make more than one extra wish by returning to the main world. Of course, Yu Liang accepted without thinking too much, he had a lot of experience, a lot of money to buy in the store and he already had items that defied the sky. The success of this mission could be seen from afar! At least it should be easy, but when he saw the various worlds covered in a dense aura of darkness and endless anguish, Yu Liang began to think that this could only be a trap from the Lord God System. Welcome to the world of the DARK BLs system! They are worlds full of tragedies, anguish, bad endings, humiliation, a good deal of criminality, and characters who either suffer to death or who are crazy to death. All missions are to transform the DARK BLs worlds into acceptable worlds with a relatively happy ending, remembering that the user cannot kill any shou, gong, slag shou, and slag gongs, or other characters that are part of the central storyline. If one of these important characters dies, the world will automatically restart and you will be expelled from the world. Good luck! Xiao Yao system: Let's work hard and succeed! Yu Liang: I'm trying my best, but the world xx shou is so sticky and the world xx gong has become a shou, what should I do? Xiao Yao system: Just make them happy! ML: Liang-Ge, shall we join hands? * blinking innocently * Yu Liang: Asking for help from netizens what to do when a cold gong turns into a gentle shou that can be easily intimidated ?! I await the information! NOTE: The main character is Gongo (seme) and ML is shou (uke).

Take_the_Moon · LGBT+
分數不夠
23 Chs

The Way of the Sword (BL)

Zemin Yan is an orphan who lived on the streets, until the day that the Celestial Sword Sect makes large-scale recruitment, in which even the beggars were analyzed in the Qin Empire. He who lived in an isolated village had managed to pass through the most difficult examination of the sect, but even so, his talent was the only medium. At best, his prospect was to reach the intermediate-level Aurore Core realm. Zemin Yan was happy with this prospect, after all, he was just a humble mumper, over time, he learns to read and write, he even grew a little taller, but his physique was delicate and flexible, not pretending that he was a martial practitioner, thus generating mockery for his colleagues even a strong bullying. However, Zemin Yan didn't care and always proceeded with optimism, until the moment that was allocated to be assistant of the greater cultivator of the young generation of Celestial Sword Sect. Zhong Liang is the supreme talent of the Heavenly Sword, he is tall, handsome and powerful, he is the dream of all women and the goal of all the boys. He is loved and appreciated by all but remains with his cold character and his expressionless face. Because of his Swordless Dao, Zhong Liang was getting colder, indifferent, and cruel, so his Master, fearful that he would turn to the demonic cultivator, decides to put three young disciples to serve him and keep him company, whether in missions outside the sect or even in as servants of this great prodigy. The Master of Zhong Liang wanted him to develop some kind of bond that would prevent him from getting lost in the path of the Dao of the Swordless Thrill. Unfortunately, Zhong Liang doesn't agree with his master's vision and astounds all the young disciples, only one remains he is as firm as a sword stuck in the ground, this disciple is Zemin Yan. "Senior Zhong, do you want grapes or apples?" Asked Zemin Yan with his typical silly smile. Zhong Liang didn't respond and continued training with his sword, he just ignored the existence of this young disciple. "So it's going to be grapes," Zemin Yan said without even letting his mood fall, he had already grown accustomed to the lack of response from his senior disciple. When Zemin Yan came back to call Zhong Liang for dinner, the grapes were far from visible, which left Zemin Yan with a silly and contented smile for the rest of the night. NOTE: 1. R 18 (IN THE FUTURE) 2. Slow Romance 3. Romance 1x1. 4. Contest 59. 5. COVER: POPPY QUEEN 6. Follow my Ko-fi for news and weekly calendars: https://ko-fi.com/post/Calendar-1001--1601-L4L27V5L9 and Ko-fi.com/take_the_moon. Thanks for your support in the 2021. Hope we're together in 2022 too.

Take_the_Moon · LGBT+
4.5
184 Chs

The Way of the Sword (Christmas special)

There are two stories about the characters in the novel The Way of the Sword in the modern world, this is a Christmas special that is not tied to the main storyline and can be read without having to read the main story. 1. COLD POLICE X MAFIA'S SON Zhong Liang is a police officer (Investigator) who was taking a month off in Hong Kong, which, unfortunately, he was dragged by his best friend Lan Ruan to go out and have fun every night. One of these nights he met a not so handsome waiter who was in a difficult situation. To help this young Zhong Liang offers to spend a few days at his house until everything gets better. Time went on to show that the not-so-handsome waiter was lovelier and cuter than Zhong Liang could imagine, and his heart was becoming more captive to those warm, sweet eyes like honey. Zemin Yan recently graduated from National University and this was his last month in Hong Kong before returning to his family in Beijing. He is a very cheerful and lively person who loved working in a strange high-paying bar that welcomed quirky customers. He spent the last 4 years away from his family, being free and doing what he wanted, he was very sorry to have to leave this “easy” life of Hong Kong. One day at his job he was harassed by a local big shot, but before he could teach that big shot, he was helped by a very cool and handsome man who came like a summer storm so suddenly he missed the first one kiss, the first night of sex, the first love… All the first were taken up like this, even his heart was threatened by this storm that had dark eyes and a magnetic voice. Zhong Liang's parents were murdered 20 years ago, but the crime has never been solved and rumors say this is from one of the mafia families, the main suspect being the Song Family. Zemin Yan has a secret, he is, in fact, one of the Song Family's heirs and was arranged for marriage when he graduated from university. Now things get very complicated! 2. (WEI JIE X SHOU ZUO) It is still in vote until December 22nd.

Take_the_Moon · LGBT+
分數不夠
3 Chs

I transmigrated as the Female Leader, but I want to marry the villain!

Cheng Shuyi was a modern woman in the 21st century, with an ordinary appearance and a serious attitude, who spent many years of her life working for the Chinese government. At the age of 40, she finally decided to take some time off and go on a well-deserved vacation. But, before she even had the chance to feel the calm ocean breeze on her skin, her plane exploded! The next time she opened her eyes, she had already become the young miss of a general's house in an alternate world, a Xuanhuan world. As of now, she has become part of a strong military family, the Sheng family of the Phoenix Supreme House, who currently possesses the greatest military power and a powerful guardian beast, the sacred phoenix. Her new name was similar to her name in the past, Sheng Shuyi. But now, she was a young 15-year-old girl, and it was time to choose her groom for the marriage that would take place the following year. However, the current plot reminded her of something from her past life. It was a Chinese web novel that one of her younger co-workers had often urged her to read, "Supreme Hero." Sheng Shuyi had actually become the female lead, who, after fighting with the other women and receiving the best wishes from her family, finally succeeded in marrying the hero of the story. Unfortunately, it was not a happy-ever-after ending. That female character had suffered a tragic death, while her husband, the hero, felt no remorse. Instead, he married her younger half-sister and then proceeded to exterminate Sheng Shuyi's side of the family! The only person to mourn her death was the villain! A man who seemed to have no feelings, only possessing the desire to dominate the world! In the end, it was revealed that the villain had actually been in love with her and the hero had only been interested in using her to gain status! To continue living in this Xuanhuan world, where the strong rule and the weak and crushed like bugs, Sheng Shuyi made three resolutions. 1. Become strong. 2. Avoid the "hero." 3. Fall in love with the villain! I just published it again! So let's take it easy! IT WILL BE 2 CHAPTERS PER WEEK.

Take_the_Moon · 玄幻
4.2
59 Chs

The girl who wanted to be a hero, but reincarnate as a villain!

Everyone has always dreamed of being someone famous and important, who could mark the story, be an intellectual, a Nobel laureate, a person who Oscar winner, a Grammy winner, an Olympic gold medal winner, of the best in its area of action and of course being the most famous and rich in the middle of the way. Chun Xiaoli was no different from the dreamy men and women, who with their sweat and effort sought recognition for their hard work. She had already entered the world of "men", had civil engineering and now took her Masters in Business, with her hard work and sweat she built a company with considerable fame in China, she was nominated as the entrepreneur of the year! Finally, she was being like those heroines she'd read about in her teens, she had it all, a brilliant career, a loving family, trusted friends, and a man she loved! She was the hero of her own story! Everything was perfect in the life of Chun Xiaoli until a knife crossed her chest and took everything! When Chun Xiaoli awoke, she found herself reincarnated in a novel she read when she was young, "The Emperor pampers his diabolical consort!" This is a typical Chinese Novel Web of the Xuanhuan genre, with the hero going from pig to eating the tiger until he reaches the culmination of power, and FL is a smart and pampered twenty-first-century woman. Everything very good, everything very perfect, except for a small detail ... .. Chun Xiaoli reincarnated as the betrayed bride and hero's cannon fodder! Worst she became a villain just because FL felt offended by the existence of this bride! To make matters worse this cannonball had a horrible end! She was thrown into a primitive village where she was raped and then made of food! After her past experience, Chun Xiaoli understands that there is only one way to go: The way of the villain without shame! Humiliate the hero, play FL in the mud and climb on top of the world! This is a story where the villains are the winners! NOTE 1: There will be TWO chapters per week! NOTE 2: Raking Bonus. A) Ranking 300 - 1 bonus chapter B) Raking 200 - 1 Bonus Chapter C) Raking 150 - 1 Chapter Bonus D) Raking 100 - 2 bonus chapters.   NOTE 3: I do not know if I will have enough readers to get this ranking, but I will publish slowly and edit the previous chapters, thanks for following the stories.

Take_the_Moon · 玄幻
分數不夠
9 Chs

Reincarnated with a wonderful system of artist, but I'm married to my detested boss of the past life!

Chun Yang is a normal guy, who is not ugly or handsome, also had a medium job, despite working in the Hightech Fenglian Megacorporation the best in the technology business. Even worse than having a common appearance, was having no luck in love! However, he thinks it isn't his fault, but his boss the powerful leader of the corporation, the most handsome man who ever stepped in front of Chun Yang, the talented Fang Lian. Clearly, the blame is on this handsome boss who makes all the women that Chun Yang likes to lose their mind and ignore the ordinary guys like Chun Yang! After another day of work, Chun Yang thinks he can finally rest for the weekend, but the manager of his department makes him go back to work because they have deadlines to meet. Strangely only Chun Yang attended the workplace, he didn't care much about it, as others might be late or elsewhere in the company. Yes, he had a naive thought! The last thing he remembers is a pain in his head and everything around him turns black when Chun Yang wakes up, he realizes that he is no longer Chun Yang! He became a woman named Ning Yin, who came from a prestigious and ancient family in Chinese society! Ning Yin is a beautiful lotus flower, she is like a fairy that descended into the mortal world, but Ning Yin had a purely icy temperament and didn't care for many mundane things. Ning Yin only wanted to be a prestigious painter, dedicating her life to art, but her first painting was stolen by her "best friend", who also came from a prestigious family, not only stolen her painting but was also chasing her husband! Can one say that Ning Yin died from the shock? "How silly, she died was poisoned!" Chun Yang thought as she had all of Ning Yin's memory in her mind. Chun Yang, now, Ning Yin, she felt depressed, very depressed, she had lost her bird and the worst she was already married! "Hi Host, I'm Lana 045, I'm your wonderful artist system!" Said a female voice in her mind. However, this didn't make Ning Yin happier, only felt very wrong, after all, all the MCs in the world earned systems blessed with powers of an immortal, but he won an artistic system? Was not that a joke? Soon to become the greatest painter of all time was her greatest goal in this life! She had no choice, or make or would die without a chance to reincarnate again! Even if, Chun Yang, he did not even know how to draw with crayons! Then she met the "husband", at that moment she felt she wanted to turn a table and point to the face of Buddha and say many ugly truths! Is not that his ex-boss stallion, that all women run after? So how can he be married to this heavenly and pure fairy like Ning Yin? This isn't scientific! Fang Lian is a serious man of few words, looking very cold on the surface, but his masculine beauty and wealth beyond imagination made the mind of all women to ignore this defect and ardently desire to marry this man of ice!  Fang Lian didn't love Ning Yin, well that was until the immortal ice fairy, become the malicious demoness! Why was she wearing provocative clothes for go out? Clearly, it was to do him jealous! Why did she give up wearing high heels and started wearing sneakers and sneakers? Clearly, she wanted to get his attention! Why did she become more and more fierce against him? Clearly, it was to provoke the beast in him!   Why could not he resist any of her charms? Clearly, because he fell in love with her! Follow Ning Yin on her journey to reach the top of the painting world!

Take_the_Moon · 综合
分數不夠
9 Chs

You're Very Weird, But I Still Love You!

This is the story of Mei Ling, the daughter of a very wealthy, traditional, and highly educated Chinese family. She was born with a curse, or so her traditional family believes because everything they expected from this young lady never came to fruition. Her mother wanted Mei Ling to be a cultured woman who had a career in business or just a smart, rich woman who did not work and live for her future husband. However, Mei Ling, to the surprise of all the millionaire's friends of the Mei Family, took the medical course and spent two years outside serving the doctor without borders in a country on the African continent. Coming back with a worn look and with your skin burned by the strong sun! The father wanted Mei Ling to be submissive and obedient, to play Guqin and Guzheng, traditional Chinese musical instruments, to impress his millionaire's friends, to learn Chinese calligraphy and traditional painting, to proudly display his daughter to high society. However, Mei Ling once again to the surprise of everyone becomes proficient on the piano, on the violin, but the worst she loved the guitar! She spent a good part of her teens playing international rock and collecting CDs from famous international bands, it also upset her older brothers by playing guitar late at night. There was even a moment in a Sarau promoted by some millionaire friend of the Mei Family, in which Mei Ling took the stage and shocked everyone by playing "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd. Grandfather wanted her to settle down in the Mei family mansion or somewhere in the Chinese high society, which followed the tradition of living close to her whole family. However, Mei Ling took her things, sold her share of the family business and went to England, choosing to live in London's Bloomsbury district in a simple house and she became a pediatrician at the University Hospital in London. Grandmother wanted her to marry a good Chinese man, come from a traditional family, and have a good education. However, a handsome neighbor moved into the next house, he was not Chinese, he was not from a traditional family, he did not have high aspirations, he had a typical European bad boy appearance and he was very grumpy. So, can you guess what Mei Ling will do? NOTES OF THE AUTHOR: 1. The chapters are short; 2. A sweet and sweet story; 3. R18 is a certainty. 4. It is a modern novel, which is a good part of it in England. 5. The publication has no date, will depend on the reception of the novel.

Take_the_Moon · 综合
分數不夠
5 Chs

Organization of the Old Grandpas of the Celestial Tao

The universe is vast, only a set of universes makes a galaxy, so there are a trillion worlds! For each world a hero will appear and for each universe there will be dozens of heroes, but to leave the galaxy there is only one kind of hero ... The hero blessed by Heaven! However, to be a hero created by the Celestial Tao you must meet 4 requirements: 1. have a disgraceful life, with right to humiliation and breaking random engagements !; 2. To be considered trash by everyone, even by the neighbor's dog! 3. No one will believe you, sometimes not even your parents, except for one or two people who say nothing to encourage your life, but after success they will say they have always believed in you or some kind of crap! 4. Inherit or find a magical item, which may contain a source with eternal mana, a field of herb cultivation, a magical book with soul, an old Taoist grandpa ... Something of the genre that will challenge the world! But what about the legendary masters and the strong friends who support me? This is all bullshit! The master, if there is one, fits into the old Taoist grandpa type, if you are a young Taoist master, then you will have to forget to be the hero of that story! For the hero will be this young Taoist master! Strong friends are only friends if they are temporarily strong or their equals, if they continue to be stronger than you, then forget to be the hero of this novel and forget to have a harem or even a novel 1x1, you know why? Because you will be loyal friend and a cannon fodder, you will fall in love with an unattainable woman, she will choose your friend stronger than you, know why? Because your strong friend is the hero of this crap story! So ... the powerful sects and empires that will favor my growth?   You're wooing death! You can only enter powerful sects when you already have a secure base, after cultivating feelings with your old grandpa or affinity with the spirit of your item that will topple the heavens! Before that, sects only serve three things: 1. Humiliate you; 2. Be destroyed to become symbols of motivation in cultivation and 3. Make your life a living hell, hunting you to death! Empires follow the same rule of sects, only when you are strong enough to escape, remembering that if you have a loving family in this life, stay away from imperial power, otherwise you will start a path of pain! Empires, before you have a foundation, only serve three things: 1. Humiliate you and your family; 2. Kill your entire family !; and 3. To hunt you to death! What about childhood friends, junior sisters, older sisters, and aunts? Hehe, you must like to be humiliated! If you are not strong how will you protect your women? Forgot that this is a dog dog world! Forget these girls, with the strength of a chicken you can not even protect your mother! Childhood friends should be appreciated, but only when you are strong will you be able to take them, not before, if not all of her family will want to kill you! Forget the sisters of the sects and the random aunts you meet on the way, think of the amount of supposed bridegrooms and passionate men you will have to face! With that force that does not even kill a chicken, you'd better prepare your coffin! It's not so extreme! A true hero has to have the courage and willpower! This is all too much of a coward ... Shut up! What do you know about courage ?! The heroes of the world lean on the sacred items, you will not see any hero being brave without having a sacred item at your fingertips! This is a story about a collection of ten stories with eleven chapters each, reporting on the heroes of the various worlds and their old Taoist grandpas! A story that brings together the best Webnovels cliches, in a funny, creative way.

Take_the_Moon · 奇幻
分數不夠
1 Chs