Against Ahgeel

Cheeseburgers. Man I want a cheeseburger. The salted meat and fragrant aged cheese, oh just the thought makes me quiver.

But here I am in Limgrave, the land of piss and shit .

Long nightmare short I broke my dream hand against a wall of iron and I am now 0-3 against inanimate objects, if only I had a nickel for each time.

So far we have been training for half a week. Leo can enchant his sword with glintstone blade and I can uh. Buff my punches with qi for 12 seconds, impressive I know. I have trained with my kagune a bit but haven't seen any notable improvements other than flexibility.

It is about time to leave though, wasting any more time sitting around and the main character might kill someone important.

"Are we ready?"

Leo stands at the archway with a sack tied around his back, wich he purchased from the merchant.

"Yes M'lord"

Sellen replies quickly and approaches the gate to leave.

"Hey, before we leave, what do you think that tree sentinel was guarding anyway?"

I ask, stepping forward while fixing my pants pockets.

Sellen looks at me before humming.

"Mmm, I believe he was just patrolling."

"You probably right about dat one."

I lead the way out of the church and begin walking down the path, we form a jrpg line and begin marching towards the stormveil outer fortress.

After a few minutes a patrol of Godricks knights come walking from beyond a hedged trail.

The front knight drops his torch from fright.

"Eh? Who the hell's is ye'? Tarnished ares ye?"

The 3 peasants with pitchforks behind him stand shaking. Leo has his business face on, scowling like they just kicked a puppy. He grips his belt sheath.

"No.. I got this."

I step forward and let my Kagune pop out, a red mist covers my body and I cant help but let a gleeful smile come over my face.

Finally some noob fodder, this world might not have goblins but soldiers and peasants of godrick are a close second.

"DEMON!"

"Lord knight what do we do?"

The leader steps back and shakily draws his shortsword.

"I- I.. Men dont be scared, we have the advantage.'

I wrap my hands in qi and rush forward planting my fist into the captains chest.

He spits up a bunch of blood and goes to dodge.

I wrap my kagune around his shoulders and pull him back.

Let's try my new Kyokushin skill.

[10 Renpatsu LVL1]

After images of my hands blur against the mans face, for 3 seconds nothing but a golden glow can be seen covering where the mans head is.

I rear my arms back and smash the man away with a kick.

He falls to the floor, his face is now covered in blood, his nose is nearly upside down and his mouth is so bruised he could be a Kardashian.

"Uh... What."

His last words, rest in shit and get ratiod.

The 2 peasants stare dumbfounded.

"T- Ta- TARNISHED, RUN!'

They drop their pitchforks and begin running like hell.

As they get about 25 yards away 2 glintstone arrows blast into them and separate them into pieces of guts and torso.

"Quite strange techniques Lord Sebastian, where do you and Leo hail from?"

Sellen drops her staff from spell casting stance and looks at me quizzically.

"We come from a different continent, our boat crashed here on accident."

"A different continent? Beyond the barbarians? How interesting."

"What house are you from?"

"Uh.. House... We don't have those."

"Ooh. Very interesting, 2 foreigners, let us learn together."

For a mystical sorceress this lady is gullible as shit, I see now why she turned herself into a fucking sphere in elden ring. Foolish behavior.

We continue down the path for a little while until the smoke from the outer gate is visible.

We creep over the hill and observe the soldiers, and there is a shit ton of them.

"Uh. Should we sneak by?"

I whisper to the others, Sellen looks on with fright in her eyes.

As I begin thinking up a plan a giant rumbling shakes the ground.

*RAAAAAAGGGHHHH*

A screech comes from the sky and a massive FUCKING DRAGON swoops down and breathes flames down onto the camp.

Crispy screams sound out and echo through the walls.

Eh? Isn't that Ahgheel. Um... Dis might be our fault on god.

But they are soldiers of Godrick so I mean, do they really matter?

Ahgeel swoops down and opens its jaw wide and swipes up a heavy spear wielding knight into its mouth.

Blood splatters across the camp as it chomps down. Soon the rest of the knights rally and get into a shield wall to block the dragons advance, but it's a fucking dragon and bronze shields wouldn't stop its shit falling from the sky.

The dragons talons slam across the line and bodies ragdoll into the air.

"We have to do something!"

Sellen replies to the massacre, aghast with horror.

"Do we though?"

Sellen looks at me and frowns

"You will really just let them die like that?"

..

"Ye."

"Preposterous!"

Sellen holds her staff out and the glintstone gem glows a bright purple, a massive arrow of serrated gemstone shoots out and slams into the dragons face.

Agheel turns its head and roars, a smoldering patch of burnt flesh covers its left jaw.

Ah shit here we go.

Sellen begins charging another spell but Ahgeel sweeps forward with a dash of his wings and is instantly 50 yards from us, his gigantic forms shadow covers us.

"Ah shit."

Fire begins boiling from the dragons mouth.

Ah. Zamn.

A stream of fire bursts from Ahgeels mouth.

I run to the side into a small patch of trees, smoke shoots around me from the afterburn on the trees, my throat goes dry and my eyes water.

Ahgeel is a meme in the game but in real life it's a different story.

Sellen shoots off a massive flurry of crystal bolts that spike Ahgeel, his right eye is blown out which does not make him happy as indicated by the massive roar it releases that shakes the earth.

[Bloody Finger Hunter Yura has joined your world]

A golden spirit rises from behind the dragon.

"I told you not to- Eh who are you lot?"

"Mmm, I suppose I could help."

Yura tips his straw hat and draws his 2 katanas.

He rushes forward and jumps onto the back of the dragon, he begins stabbing down wildly, as spells pelt its face Ahgeel begins breathing fire in the air trying it's best to ward off Yura who remains holding on by a thread.

I roll out from the tree and summon my axe into my hands, it lights ablaze and I charge forward at the distracted dragon.

I slash my axe at its front toes, aiming to chop them off.

The blade sinks in but doesnt quite go all the way through its bones, its foot flails wildly and I have no choice but to leave my axe lodged in and dodge backwards.

Then an idea comes to me, I run underneath the beast and find exactly what I'm looking for.

A pair of dangling dragon nuts.

Red covers my body as I activate my Kagune and Kaioken.

I wrap my fist in my Kagune and Qi.

Take this.

NUTCRACKER CLASSIC:.DELUXE SERIES!

My fist smashes righteously into the cabbages, they jiggle lightly and a shockwave runs through them, then after a moment.

They burst into an explosion of blood, leaving nothing but a hole.

Ahgeel screeches and begins thrashing around like a bat out of hell, whimpering and flapping its wings rapidly up and down.

It let's out guttural moan and cries out to the sky.

"I AM THE GREATEST TACTICIAN!"

I slide by the dragons tail and watch as Yura stabs its head mercilessly.

It slowly stops making noise. One last croak leaves its mouth as its body collapses to the ground.

"VICTORY!!!"

I cheer as the runes from the dragon float into Yura.

"Well met friends."

[Bloody Finger Hunter Yura has left this world)

Ahgeels body lays still and the soldiers of godrick come out of their hidey holes.

"Its dead!"

"Hoorah!"

Leo and Sellen emerge from the forest they used as cover and begin walking towards me.

The soldiers gather around the dragon and begin stabbing and kicking at it.

"Good masters we must thank you for the help."

A larger knight with a frog mouthed helm dawning a red plume greets me.

He holds his spear against the ground and has his shield on his back.

"Eh. Who are you?"

I ask him.

"I am Arthuri, the leader of the outer gate militia."

"Sorry to break it to ya buddy but we kinda gonna kill your boss."

The knight stands unmoving.

"Go forth if you like, we will not stop you. But those inside the castle may be less inclined to letting you through."

The knight turns to his side and points to the gate wich has been smashed in by Ahgeel.

"If you do truly slay lord Godrick perhaps we will have a better ruler, but a demi god is not something easily slain."

Unfortunately, Godrick is not the problem with stormveil castle.

The true boss is Margit the fell omen.