once told me the world was gonna role me, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed~~~

(narration)

shiro woke up on the morning of the second day of school, but today she felt lazy. toga as usual was acting like a koala and shiro being the log. shiro teleported out of the hold while getting changed and cleansed (by teleportation). she labially waddled over to the kitchen and had a piece of toast with some Nutella because fuck normal breakfasts.

shiro teleported to her class room with a few of her fellow classmates in, most waiting. Todoroki, Iida, bakugo and Tsuyu. most of them are just waiting on there phones or staring into the abyss. Iida and bakugo are arguing which makes sense. 

Todoroki and Tsuyu turn towards shiro a bit suppressed but recomposing them self's quickly, Todoroki acknowledges this, before going right back to staring . . . at something. shiro decides to do something to confuse who ever would be looking at her, pulls out a cup out her pocket, fully filled with tea and steaming hot. 

Shiro drinks the tea with Todoroki and Tsuyu noticing. shiro silently giggles at the befuddle expression of Tsuyu, but Todoroki's reaction would be best described as cold (hehe get it)

shiro drinks tea to pass the time with people trickling in, each time confused at the sight of shiro drinking tea in class. after finishing drinking the cup of tea she throws it at the window with it phasing through and disappearing.

half the class look at shiro in shock confusing. shiro on the other hand had a calm, stoic expression while on the inside she is laughing on the floor. 1

1st person

"wtf was that" "was that a cup?" "shiro, where did the cup go?" "what cup?" i say back with a innocent smile. Iida looks at me about to say something, remembers the first day and goes back to sitting at his seat. Todoroki looks at me "you had thrown a cup at the window." "hmmm, idk what your talking about." i pull my phone out my pocket and put earbuds in. some more people try to talk but i ignore them leaving the class room stunned. Perfect, all according to cheese

(time later)

the bell rings and every one rushes into there seats with Aizawa groggily walking in "allright ewe have nothing to talk about in this homeroom so just occupy yourselves however you want idc. just be don't be loud. got it then good." Aizawa pulls out his catterpea suit and gets in laying on the floor. "and don't bother me too. got a problem fix it your self"

the class has a big reaction to this tired ah homeroom which is understandable since yesterday they got expulsion threated to them. the class before you know goes back into chattering with, I talking with kaminari and jirou, she's cool to talk with and it was funny when kami got poked.

but one thing i am annoyed about is that HE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE POKEMON DEBAIT. "jirou common, Charmander is better." "shut up idiot, Squirtle is the better starter" (insert bickering here) i have the urge to summon a Charmander and light kaminari's ass up. wait . . . damn Todoroki has daddy issue's so he cant work, I guess I'll torch him during USJ, i can wait.

(more bickering) nom nom nom. yk watching this is pretty fun its like watching a couple arguing actually. i grin manically "wow, you are like a couple right now, you should kiss" SWOOSH i move my head to the side dodging the eye targeting ear phone jack. "EW, Shut up." kaminari falls to the ground in despair acting like his mother, father and grand mother betrayed him. "ow my heart, your so mean" he gets up and laughs playfully. i laugh at the situation i had created. heh, this is fun.

(English class)

"ok class, which of these sentences have a misTAAAAAKEE" mike jumps to the side and falls on his ass as a small boom sound is heard right next to him. the class laughs at him. "hey, who did that STOP LAUGHING". in the corner Tokoyami says "darkness is near"

i quietly mutter "Hehe chaos reigns supreme"

(Hero's 101)

"i wounder what teacher we will get for heroics" mina says out loud "well, it'll be a pro since all the other ones are also pro's" Izuki responds with bakugo oh so ever helpful comment "shut it Deku." Izumi -->:(. i retort to bakugo defending deku "bakugo, you're only angre because you know she's better than you. i mean its pretty easy to be smarter than a rabid dog" bakugo turns around and screams "you space bitch, im gonna kill you" (i cant think of a good insult, pls help) "see, only rabid dogs resort to violence. well more like rabid Pomeranian. if you were a pokemon you would be a manky since your so moody" bakugo screams out death threats and incohearint screams. 

ah, music to my ears. the door slams open and every one looks even bakugo but he kinda red from anger. "IM WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON" allmights grinning face slams into the room with the class screaming about "omg allmight" like in cannon. "allmight, people dont walk through doors like that" allmight looks at me with a suprised but sad/thoughtfull face "ah, yes. thank you young ichi." 

the other class mates look at me with shock and "Bruh" looks, and i love it

A/N - exams are SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT