Chapter 1: A NEW START
Chapter 1
3 seconds before death: hello my name is #̸̛̜̙͔͇̲̼̳̎͠ͅ@̵̭̖̙̪̙̥̝̰͉̆̈́͂̆́͋̅̀$̸̟̗̘̂@̵̨͎͈̋̈̐!̵͖̲̯͙͔̯̫͙̳͑̈͛̊͘͘ now you may be curious about how I got into this situation well so am I because how in the actual fuck did this happen!
(The ¨Camera¨ zooms outward to show a tanker truck falling thru #̸̛̜̙͔͇̲̼̳̎͠ͅ@̵̭̖̙̪̙̥̝̰͉̆̈́͂̆́͋̅̀$̸̟̗̘̂@̵̨͎͈̋̈̐!̵͖̲̯͙͔̯̫͙̳͑̈͛̊͘͘´s sealing)
8 minutes after death: so I have come to a conclusion I'm in hell yep definitely hell because I have nobody and I'm just floating in an infinite void
8 months after death: I'm so fucking bored at least I memorized all of one piece so I'm just going to rea read it? rea remember it?
8 years after death: god fucking damit I forgot my cat's face and name this fucking sucks and I'm never going to hear his little pitter patter on the hardwood floor or his lowed mows.
100 years after death: so I may or may not have forgotten my name
1200 years after death: ok so I've re-read one piece almost 600 times now and god dammit this shit never gets old
1230 years after death: ¨hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ᨮ꫶ׁׅ֮ ꪱׁׅtׁׅ꯱ׁׅ֒ ᨮ꫶ׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ ϐׁׅ֒ᨵׁׅᨮ꫶ׁׅ֮ ᧁׁᨵׁׅժׁׅ݊ ¨ Holley shit did you come from (in front of #̸̛̜̙͔͇̲̼̳̎͠ͅ@̵̭̖̙̪̙̥̝̰͉̆̈́͂̆́͋̅̀$̸̟̗̘̂@̵̨͎͈̋̈̐!̵͖̲̯͙͔̯̫͙̳͑̈͛̊͘͘ stood a girl/boy? In sweatpants and t-shirt) who the fuck are you ¨b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽ ͓̽i͓̽ ͓̽a͓̽l͓̽r͓̽e͓̽a͓̽d͓̽y͓̽ ͓̽t͓̽o͓̽l͓̽d͓̽ ͓̽y͓̽o͓̽u͓̽ ͓̽h͓̽o͓̽w͓̽ ͓̽i͓̽ ͓̽a͓̽m͓̽¨ s-so you are god? ¨y̲e̲p̲¨ so what you want ¨₩ɆⱠⱠ ł₥ ฿ØⱤɆĐ ₳₦Đ ł ₭₦Ø₩ ɎØɄⱤ ฿ØⱤɆĐ ₴Ø ł₥ ₲Ø₦₦₳ ₴Ɇ₦Đ ɎØɄ ₮Ø ₥Ɏ ⱧɆⱤØ ₳₵łĐ₳₥ł₳ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₮ⱧⱤɆɆ ₩ł₴ⱧɆ₴¨
Make it five wishes
¨ʄօʊʀ ȶǟӄɛ ɨȶ օʀ ʟɛǟʋɛ ɨȶ¨
Can you cut that weird gravelly voice shit out
¨Ok OK, You're no fun¨
Ok my first wish is that everybody in the world is capable of learning all martial arts and styles in one piece with the proper training
¨ok, that's an exciting wish consider it done¨
My second wish is for a devil fruit tree seed
¨honestly your just recreating one piece aren't you, but hay I have no room to juge¨
My third wish is for training manuals for the two hakies
¨pretty easy¨
My final wish is to be born 10 years before canon
¨wait before canon?¨
Yep
¨ok, I guess¨
¨ welp time for you to go¨
TO BE CONTINUED ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ