50 -=Akatsuki, huh?=-

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A/N: Read 10 chapters ahead in my P a T r E o N

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"Walking around the forest

what ever will I see?

There is an idiot

That is following me!" Rimuru sang as he walked leisurely through the forest

It has been 2 days since he 'killed' the Sanbi and went away, his name and feats spread out like fire, kinda ironic since it was the country of WATER, but oh well

Rimuru noticed an idiot following him, so he sang a little song to annoy him

Who was following him? Why, it was Obito of course! As if that idiot wouldn't try to recruit such a powerful 'ninja' to the Akatsuki...

'This little...' Obito thought annoyed, albeit he wasn't a stealth specialist, he took pride in being hard to find, but Rimuru not only found him, he actually made fun of him, as if Obito wasn't even a treath to him

Which is true By The Way...

"So, you gonna come out now, or are you too shy?" Rimuru asked, with an infuriating smile

Obito took a deep breath as to not punch that face straight away, and appeared in front of Rimuru

"Hello, My name us Uchiha Mada-"

"Ohhh, one of the extinct clan? cool, you are the second I know"

"...Second?"

"Yeah, there was that girl that I met, what was her name again? Kaese... Kale...Kame...ka-"

"Uchiha Kaede..." Obito's face twitched behind his mask, he could tell Rimuru was making a fool of him

"Oh, yeah... That's the one, so what do you want Mada?" Rimuru took advantage of Obito having stopped saying his name midway, to make fun of him, of course

"My name isn't Mada, it is Madara...

And, I am here to ask you to join our organization" He explained

"Madera? what a weird name...

what is that organization all about? I am telling you already, if it is a political business I have no interest!" Rimuru said jokingly

"Sigh... Forget it, call me whatever

Our organization is called Akatsuki, and we aim to achieve global peace" Obito said

"Okay, mr. Whatever.

Red clouds on a dark sky, huh? poetic

Global peace? what a boringly generic goal..." Rimuru answered without truly answering anything

Obito's face twitched a lot behind his mask, he now felt what others felt when dealing with his 'Tobi' persona

"Poetic or not, I didn't choose the name

Global peace is a noble way of saying global domination, isn't it?

What is your answer?"

"I guess you are right... Anyhow, global peace or domination, I don't really care (You will all die before that anyway...)

So, why not?

Can I bring that girl that I talked about before as well? She seemed cool"

"...

...

Sure

After you deal with that, go to Amegakure, and I will meet you there"

*Swirling sounds*

And Obito was gone, not interested in being annoyed more

[Perfect clone]

Besides Rimuru, A clone appeared, it then transformed into Kaede and both began to walk towards Ame

'How should I deal with Itachi?

Kill him?... Nah, too merciful...

Torture him?... I am not good with such stuff, I would be better off doing something else...'

<You could turn him into a shadow warrior, maybe devour his essence?>

'Huh... now that I think about it, I don't really know all my possibilities, Hey Isis, tell me my ultimate skills and their effects'

Albeit the best way to deal damage to Itachi would be to kill Sasuke, Rimuru wasn't keen on that idea

<Affirmative

-[Uzumaki, lord of seals]

Adamantine chains

Sealing domain

Sealing mastery

Sealing talent

Vitality

-[Loki, lord of illusions]

Illusion domain

Illusion mastery

Illusion immunity

Illusion talent

Crafty one

>Cold one

>Schemer

-[Ashborn, lord of shadows]

Ruler's authority

Shadow extraction

Shadow preservation

Shadow exchange

Monarch domain (And dimension)

Shadow domain

Shadow manipulation

-[Isis, Lord of wisdom] that is me!

Thought acceleration

Analytical appraisal

Parallel operation

Hand seals annulment

All of creation

Future attack prediction

-[Heka, lord of protection]

Hivemind

Mindscape

Healer

Healing domain

Bless

Transfer (Power)

-[Devourer Of Gods]

Extreme gravity

God's wrath

Sentinels 0/3

God slayer inferno

Whispering death

Stealth

Intimidating presence

Absorb essence

>Devour

-[Shukaku, lord of the sands]

Sand control

Magnetic forces control

Chakra transfer

Tailed beast ball

Tailed beast telepathy

1 tail chakra reserves

-[Isobu, lord of water]

Coral production

Chakra transfer

Illusionary mist

Tailed beast ball

Tailed beast telepathy

Water control

3 tails chakra reserves

-[Kurama, lord of chakra] (Incomplete)

Negative emotion sensing (Separated into another skill)

Chakra transfer

Tailed beast ball

>Continuous

>Nine tails beam

Chakra cloak (Separated in another skill)

>1-9 Tail cloak

>Kurama cloak (Unavailable)

>Baryon cloak (Unavailable)

Sensor (Separated in another skill)

Chakra arms (Separated in another skill)

Tailed beast telepathy

8 tails chakra reserves (Half of Kurama's full chakra)

...

These are it, do you want me to go into detail?>

'No, thank you Isis'

(A/N: So, Kurama has as much chakra alone as the other 8 bijuus together, so I theorize that every tail has an exponential increase in chakra, with Kurama having twice that of Hachibi, and Hachibi having twice that of Chomei and so on and so on

That is why there is only 8, the incomplete parts of the skill will be complete when MC gets the yin half Kurama)

"Ah, I will just let him off for now, I need to make a good plan to deal with him later'

<Notice

You can use [Thought acceleration] to speed up the thought process by up to 1.000.000 times>

'Isis... let me be lazy, will ya?'

<Negative>

'Sigh... how long would it take to reach Ame at our pace?'

<3 weeks>

'Haah? that is too long...

Ah screw it, let's go there through the shadows' Rimuru quickly gave up the idea of walking to Ame and dived into his shadow, 'Kaede' followed him shortly after

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Amegakure

Akatsuki's 'hidden' base

"Got two new recruits" Obito said

"...

And who are they?" Konan asked not very interested

"Oh, no one special

Only the girl who broke Itachi's legs and the guy who killed the three tails recently" Obito said as if it was something normal

Though, his intention to shock Konan even if a bit, was in vain as she didn't express any emotion

'What the... is she really made of paper? never saw someone as expressionless as her...'

"Those two seem like useful recruits, try to not kill them, then" Konan said

"Oy, that is not very nice to say about someone..." Rimuru said annoyed

"Oh, look. Is that intangible idiot..." Kaede said 'recognizing' Obito

As both Kaede and Rimuru entered the room accompanied by one of Pain's paths

Turns out Pain noticed them entering the village, and after a brief talk, Pain brought them to the base, Madara trusted them after all, huh?

"Huh? How are you two here already?" Obito asked

"How are YOU here already?" Rimuru No U'ed Obito

"Now his voice is normal... is he going thought puberty? his voice is sometimes grave, sometimes really high pitched..." Kaede said deadpanned

"So... Can I get one of those cool robes?" Rimuru asked, while looking around

"You... sigh...

one was already annoying, now two?" Obito said in distress, he failed to notice Konan's slightly smirking at his misfortune

"Hey, what is your name?" Rimuru asked Konan, and Kaede also looked at her in 'curiosity'

"Konan" Simple and straightforward

"Konan, huh?

Blue hair gang!" Rimuru said in his ever so happy tone

"God... please no..." Obito stared at the scene in front of him in horror

God forbid Konan ended up as annoying as Rimuru

"Oy, can you bring Itachi here for a second? I need to break his neck next" Kaede approached Obito and asked

'This... is going to be a very annoying time at the Akatsuki...' Obito lamented

Little did he know that this is all part of the plan

Keikaku dori!