Wheels and Mud

I was walking like every other person until a loud noise shattered the peace.

Dear God, I thought it was Godzilla! It startled me so badly that I lost my balance and fell into the mud. My once-white shirt and pants were now brown. Looking up, I saw the culprit: a man with a motorcycle. "You bastard!"

Siliva started dripping all over my mouth like a hyena with rabies! I started to run towards him like a crab, but he rode off, flipping me off and collided with a lamppost.