Anniversary

 I always get nervous on our anniversary.

Every year, we go to that French restaurant and eat food that's so dull. I always stare at the menu intensely, but end up ordering the same damn thing every time.

"You shouldn't think so much, you're clearly not good at it," my girlfriend smirked. She's such a tease!

"What French restaurant are we going to this time?"

"Hmm... I thought I'd let you choose for once."

"...If you let me choose, we'll end up in McDonald's,"

she laughed. "So, souris it is then."